Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry - Page 11

**Donger** · 02-10-2007, 10:47 PM

I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

eazyb81 · 02-14-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.

Exactly - the thought has never even crossed my mind.

That being said, if i'm in the midst of a shit and feel the urge to urinate, I will go ahead and pee sitting down.

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 11:43 AM

As part of dropping a duece? Yes.

Is it the middle of the night?Am I hopped up on nyquil and about to pass out? Then no.

Just hang a sign over his toilet that says

"Players with short bats, please crowd the plate"

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