Life The MILF sightings thread - Page 5

Hammock Parties · 05-10-2007, 08:08 PM

You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice.

Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.

Ebolapox · 05-29-2008, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

fucking tell me about it.

that bitch started talking about pressing charges

what does a 6 year old know about "charges"?

alright, so I pick up my date, take her to a lovely dinner, pay the tab, and we're at her place afterward.

she looks over her shoulder at me and asks "don't you think it's preposterous that you're fucking me in the ass on our first date?"

I say "don't you think preposterous is too big a word for a six year old?"

keg in kc · 05-29-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Does it count if the MILFs in your area are all 18-25?

Cousins don't count, festus.

05-10-2007, 08:08 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $790478	The MILF sightings thread You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here! 5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up. Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass. I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice. Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes. "My 10-year old doesn't like them." Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. MILF! I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh. She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.
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