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#151 |
Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
Casino cash: $9895202
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More classic Scythian humor:
Take my disemboweled, beheaded ram........please. |
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#152 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $6753759
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A medicine man gave a Scythian six months to live. The Scythian couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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#153 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $6753759
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A Scythian was walking along the permafrost one day and noticed a man's hand in his jerkin pocket. The Scythian asked, "What do you want?" and the man replied, "A match". So the Scythian says, "Why didn't you ask me?" and the man said, "I don't talk to strangers."
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#154 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $6753759
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So, the medicine man says to the Scythian, "Take your jerkin off and stick your tongue out the hut window". "What will that do?" asks the Scythian. The medicine man says, "I'm mad at the guy in the next hut!"
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#155 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $6753759
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So, this Scythian goes to a medicine man. The medicine man says, "You're crazy" The Scythian says, "I want a second opinion!" and the medicine man says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
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#156 |
Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
Casino cash: $9895202
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Scythian goes to the medicine man, says "Doc, it hurts when I do this". medicine man says, "don't do that".
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#157 | |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
Casino cash: $-1304563
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Quote:
Bob Dole's love is like a rock. BERSERKER! |
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#158 |
MVP
Join Date: Dec 2005
Casino cash: $8682156
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Female buttocks
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#159 |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2006
Casino cash: $10004900
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bumping t his thread
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#160 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Parkville MO
Casino cash: $10005170
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vagina dentata
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#161 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
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I love Damon Huard.
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#162 |
I'm with the banned.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Casino cash: $5658955
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#163 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $4157901
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Payroll, and how I don't want to do it.....
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#164 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: St. Joe
Casino cash: $9994900
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My Server shot craps today. Power outage over the weekend caused a unplanned shutdown and now the server won't boot properly.
I'm pissed!!! I'm running dskchk on the system now to see if I can get this thing to recover. Upon booting the server this morning I got a message about "Active Directory is rebuilding indices" OMG!! I sure hope AD isn't corrupt! That is what is on my mind right now. |
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