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Old 09-15-2008, 08:17 PM  
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So I had to work pretty late, which is rough because my wife is due any minute, now...so everything in our life seems very up in the air. So I'm ina weird stae of mind, as it is...

I'm driving home, and my wife calls me in a panic. Obviously I'm thinking it's time to go to the hospital, but no. Apparently the Independence SWAT team went sprinting through our yard, as the armored vehicle drove up to our neighbor's door and a couple of shots were fired. My wife was a wreck, scared to death. So I told her to get to the basement away from any windows, while I talked to her on the phone till I got home. I pulled in the driveway, and investigators are all over the place, the armored vehicle has re-parked itself in the street, and all the SWAT guys are sitting in another vehicle. I ask them what happened (not expecting a straight answer) and whether it was safe or if I needed to get my wife and go, and they said it was safe, and all they could tell me was that they were "Serving a Warrant." A couple of hours later... and they are still scouring the place.

I finally come in from that excitement and sit down... and I start coughing. I get a pretty bad cough a couple of times a year, for seemingly no reason. Anyhow, I start coughing so hard that I passed out. I was sitting in my chair, and I remember going into a coughing fit, and then all I know is that there was a ton of weird sound in my head... and finally my wife yelling at me. I guess she heard me cough, then something didn't sound right, and came in to find me sitting with my eyes open, and my arms and legs shaking, and me not breathing, and my face beet red. My head feels weird as hell, now, but I guess I'm fine.

She yelled at me that the baby was going to come when she was ready, and the world had to stop trying to scare her into labor...
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:19 AM   #61
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Sometimes I will cough so hard from taking a bong rip that I get a HUGE rush to my head and it will sometimes make me so dizzy I will fall over.

Pretty comical if you just happen to be there, though a 6'3 230lb guy doesnt fall down lightly. Objects must be removed from the premises in order to prevent any personal property damage or physical injury.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:22 AM   #62
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I'm due on Saturday...but I wish it was RIGHT FREAKING NOW! The good news is that we have a lot of cookies hanging around the house.
Hanging cookies isn't going to do any good, I'm afraid, Ms. Jilly.

Garlic will fend off Vampires and the occasional, hypersensitive Werewolf, but cookies don't do much - unless they're peanut butter chip in which case they will keep you reasonably safe from Erik Estrada should he come skulking around looking to load you up on his Kawasaki and carry you off to his cave for a lengthy interrogation.

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Old 09-16-2008, 11:24 AM   #63
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If you're really ready for it to be over, go have yourself some sechs.....

http://www.webmd.com/baby/inducing-l...can-it-be-done
Yup.... bend her over a trashcan.... Worked to bring out my little one back in the dya...
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:25 AM   #64
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Yup.... bend her over a trashcan.... Worked to bring out my little one back in the dya...
Yup, me too. Didn't plan it like that, but it sure had an impact.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:27 AM   #65
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Yup.... bend her over a trashcan.... Worked to bring out my little one back in the dya...
tried it...not over a trashcan, maybe that's the problem.... but as you can tell, I'm still here talking to you all....

All the other suggestions are such old wives' tales... walking, etc. seriously, with this much awkwardness, just moving takes some effort!!!
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:28 AM   #66
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Y'all are scaring me about his coughing thing, though. It is nice to know that there are some men out there that encourage going to the Dr. I hope he gets convinced.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:29 AM   #67
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tried it...not over a trashcan, maybe that's the problem.... but as you can tell, I'm still here talking to you all....

All the other suggestions are such old wives' tales... walking, etc. seriously, with this much awkwardness, just moving takes some effort!!!
Just keep trying.... what's the harm in that?

Seriously, good luck to you both!
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:30 AM   #68
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So nice not having to pull out. The damage is already done anyways
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:26 PM   #69
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I'm due on Saturday...but I wish it was RIGHT FREAKING NOW! The good news is that we have a lot of cookies hanging around the house.
Could be worse. I was two weeks late. My poor mom.
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