Life Nine Words Women Use - Page 3

teedubya · 08-10-2009, 10:44 PM

To all of you CPers with UBER Female FAIL...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

babygirl21 · 08-11-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

damn devils

Hammock Parties · 08-11-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

these are instances that GoChiefs will never have to worry about. Not sure if I should pity him or envy him.

That's right. Women are cum receptacles. To treat them as anything else is dangerous.

Simply Red · 08-11-2009, 09:51 PM

wow how appropriate. I don't know how to react, yeah, nice, or something.

StcChief · 08-11-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I'm confused, I thought for women 4 looked like 6.

but they are told it's 8.... hence the driving/distance issues.

BWillie · 08-11-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Mine doesn't even bother using words. I just get a long and low "mmmmm hmm".

WTF? Are you fucking my girlfriend? She does the same thing. Annoying as hell. And they say men don't' communicate.

Pioli Zombie · 08-11-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

THIS is my most resent ex to a "T"

Stop whining!!!!!
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Pioli Zombie · 08-11-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

That's right. Women are cum receptacles. To treat them as anything else is dangerous.

Good God Man. One sexual encounter has taken you to this? This is like Patrick Dempsey in Can't Buy Me Love.
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teedubya · 08-11-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

WTF? Are you fucking my girlfriend? She does the same thing. Annoying as hell. And they say men don't' communicate.

I don't know if he is... but I think I did... sorry! Don't de-Facebook me, bro!

**rockymtnchief** · 08-11-2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

WTF? Are you fucking my girlfriend? She does the same thing. Annoying as hell. And they say men don't' communicate.

Is she 5'2" and 108 lbs? Likes to beat a man with a pillow case filled with full cans of Coke? Could be the same girl

08-10-2009, 10:44 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	Nine Words Women Use To all of you CPers with UBER Female FAIL... (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	wow how appropriate. I don't know how to react, yeah, nice, or something.
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