Misc Best Facebook Status Updates - Page 3

CaliforniaChief · 12-17-2009, 02:14 PM

Some of you have verbalized your hatred for Facebook. I like it, and especially enjoy some creative status updates. I'm wondering what the best status updates you've seen/used are.

Here's the one I'm running right now:

"As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!"

12-18-2009, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill Lundberg

is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology].

just noticed that the "lol" acronym looks like a drowning person.

Scratch ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

You must be friends with some of the same jackasses with whom I'm friends.

12-18-2009, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Crunch

Facebook used to be good.

.... then they allowed anyone to register.
.... then they added all of the stupid apps.

I remember when you had to have a valid university email address to register.

Facebook has turned into MySpace and that is not a good thing.

Yeah. I remember when McDonalds was legitimately delicious. Then they realized they could make billions of dollars if they served processed crap.

Don't install the stupid apps. I have 99% of them on ignore.

blazzin311 · 12-18-2009, 03:53 AM

This site has some pretty damn good ones on it if your interested.

http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com

KCChiefsMan · 12-18-2009, 03:56 AM

how about these status updates that a lot of people do because they think we care.

"I just washed my hands"

5 min later

"I'm going to go watch TV now"

10 min later

"there is nothing on TV"

15 min later

"well guys, you will not believe this but I am going to have a glass of orange juice!!!"

20 min later

"It's time to wash some dishes"

15 min later

"I'm just had a CUP OF COFFEE!!!!"

automatic de-friending when I see this

blazzin311 · 12-18-2009, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

how about these status updates that a lot of people do because they think we care.

"I just washed my hands"

5 min later

"I'm going to go watch TV now"

10 min later

"there is nothing on TV"

15 min later

"well guys, you will not believe this but I am going to have a glass of orange juice!!!"

20 min later

"It's time to wash some dishes"

15 min later

"I'm just had a CUP OF COFFEE!!!!"

automatic de-friending when I see this

Agreed. I hate that crap.

Bill Lundberg · 12-18-2009, 10:03 AM

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CaliforniaChief · 12-18-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

how about these status updates that a lot of people do because they think we care.

"I just washed my hands"

5 min later

"I'm going to go watch TV now"

10 min later

"there is nothing on TV"

15 min later

"well guys, you will not believe this but I am going to have a glass of orange juice!!!"

20 min later

"It's time to wash some dishes"

15 min later

"I'm just had a CUP OF COFFEE!!!!"

automatic de-friending when I see this

Egg-sactly

**Bearcat** · 12-18-2009, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Crunch

Facebook used to be good.

.... then they allowed anyone to register.
.... then they added all of the stupid apps.

I remember when you had to have a valid university email address to register.

Facebook has turned into MySpace and that is not a good thing.

Not really... Facebook still has really good privacy options (not that they all work like they should), and you can see pretty much exactly what you want to see. I block all the apps... the only big annoyance are the ones that are "posted by iPod Giveaway" or "posted by Best Buy Gift Card Giveaway", because I have to hide those f***ers one at a time.

As far as who can register, I only see the people I want to see, so I don't care who else is on FB. If you don't want to friend your aunt Martha, don't friend her.

Demonpenz · 12-18-2009, 10:55 AM

christmas is about getting back to the basics, having your gas turned off by the gas company, gathering around an open electric stove drinking cheep booze and crying that you can hug your dead relatives

CaliforniaChief · 12-18-2009, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

christmas is about getting back to the basics, having your gas turned off by the gas company, gathering around an open electric stove drinking cheep booze and crying that you can hug your dead relatives

Demonpenz · 12-18-2009, 11:29 AM

I've said this one before on here and on facebook

I am sad I hit a dog this morning, left a note for the owner, sorry about the dog, we'll talk about the damage to my car tomorrow.

Demonpenz · 12-18-2009, 11:34 AM

Mexican limo

**Fire Me Boy!** · 12-22-2009, 06:59 AM

I posted this one today:

Quote:

thinks some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.

suds79 · 12-22-2009, 07:51 AM

I'm on a weird quest to get people to quit starting FB posts with things like...

Thinks,
Is doing,
Likes,

etc.

I don't know why but I just think it's a little too close to talking about yourself in the 3rd person which is about one of the biggest D baggish things one could do.

kindra68 · 12-22-2009, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suds79

I'm on a weird quest to get people to quit starting FB posts with things like...

Thinks,
Is doing,
Likes,

etc.

I don't know why but I just think it's a little too close to talking about yourself in the 3rd person which is about one of the biggest D baggish things one could do.

i bet Bob Dole does NOT agree

12-17-2009, 02:14 PM
CaliforniaChief #RIPAce Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $10545899	Best Facebook Status Updates Some of you have verbalized your hatred for Facebook. I like it, and especially enjoy some creative status updates. I'm wondering what the best status updates you've seen/used are. Here's the one I'm running right now: "As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!"
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12-18-2009, 03:53 AM	#33
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12-18-2009, 03:56 AM	#34
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12-18-2009, 10:03 AM	#36
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12-18-2009, 10:55 AM	#39
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12-18-2009, 11:29 AM	#41
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-393864	I've said this one before on here and on facebook I am sad I hit a dog this morning, left a note for the owner, sorry about the dog, we'll talk about the damage to my car tomorrow. __________________
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12-18-2009, 11:34 AM	#42
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12-22-2009, 07:51 AM	#44
suds79 MVP Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10005036	I'm on a weird quest to get people to quit starting FB posts with things like... Thinks, Is doing, Likes, etc. I don't know why but I just think it's a little too close to talking about yourself in the 3rd person which is about one of the biggest D baggish things one could do.
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