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Old 06-15-2010, 02:19 PM  
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Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods



The Associated Press LEWISTON, N.Y. — Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.
Troopers said he was caked in mud. After questioning him, troopers found a 23-year-old man from Hamilton covered in mud and passed out in a ditch nearby.
Police said both men were highly intoxicated.
Troopers say the men had attended the St. John de LaSalle Carnival on Saturday and afterward decided to make it a "Woodstock event" by dancing naked in the woods. Both men were taken to a local hospital where they were treated and released.
Neither man was charged.
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:22 PM   #2
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:22 PM   #3
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:24 PM   #4
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:29 PM   #5
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I'll suggest this at church this weekend and report the results.
Must have been a Catholic church.
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:31 PM   #6
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:31 PM   #7
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Must have been a Catholic church.
I think the males were of legal age, though.
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:34 PM   #8
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LEWISTON, N.Y. — Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud.
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:35 PM   #9
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:37 PM   #10
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:39 PM   #11
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:39 PM   #12
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Old 06-15-2010, 05:24 PM   #13
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Old 06-15-2010, 06:35 PM   #14
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Old 06-15-2010, 08:52 PM   #15
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