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Old 02-10-2013, 10:39 PM  
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So I went out with a new girl over the weekend. Friday AND Saturday nights. No I have not hit it yet, but, yeah it's gonna happen soon. I asked her out again for Wednesday night. NOW I realize that's the night before Valentine's ****ing Day. Crap. What is the gift protocol?
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Old 02-11-2013, 08:49 AM   #76
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Buy two 50lb sacks of lime, some rope, and a trash bag. Take her out somewhere secluded, make sure that the radio in the car is off. Once you pull over to the destination, ask her to get out as you have a surprise for her. Take her back to the trunk, open it up, give her a second to realize what is in there, then nudge her like you're going to shove her in. Once she stiffens up, break out a smile and say "Gotcha!!" Then go watch a Kevin James movie.
What the ****? Do not do this if you ever want to see her again.

Seriously...Kevin James? That's ****ed up.
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Old 02-11-2013, 08:53 AM   #77
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You'll break up with her in 2 months anyway.

I still don't get why you're sweating this...
Not sweating it, just trying to ensure tapping it.
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:04 AM   #78
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:49 AM   #79
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give her a job. Planin tulips
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:52 AM   #80
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Not sweating it, just trying to ensure tapping it.
Install the camera in the light above the bed.

End of story...
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:08 AM   #81
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Second page and no one has suggested a tube of Astroglide.....I am disappoint
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:21 AM   #82
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I guess I'm just pissed at myself for starting this shit BEFORE VD. Dammit.
Stage chest pains Valentines day morning. You'll be in the hospital and she'll have to bring you something.
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:52 PM   #84
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Just get a nice simple bouqet of flowers and give them to her saying something like you'd like to commemorate this huge occasion etc. sort of playfully not making a huge deal of it, but at the same time saying you thought she should have something nice etc.

I would not get roses at this point, Colorful bouquet of carnations and daisys is a good route. The colored/dyed kind
Flowers. Carnations are pretty universally reviled. Gerber daisies are nice, also can't go wrong with a mix of lillies and purple flowers. Stay away from roses of any color this early.

I just met an awesome girl at a SB party. Plan is flowers (DELIVERED TO HER WORK), homemade shrimp scampi, and wine
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Buy two 50lb sacks of lime, some rope, and a trash bag. Take her out somewhere secluded, make sure that the radio in the car is off. Once you pull over to the destination, ask her to get out as you have a surprise for her. Take her back to the trunk, open it up, give her a second to realize what is in there, then nudge her like you're going to shove her in. Once she stiffens up, break out a smile and say "Gotcha!!" Then go watch a Kevin James movie.
The Kevin James movie is the worst part of this scenario....
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:00 PM   #86
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Second page and no one has suggested a tube of Astroglide.....I am disappoint
Astroglide is for amateurs (or poor people). Gotta go with a classy lube.
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You have a plethora of choices....

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