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"Bob" Dobbs · 02-10-2013, 10:39 PM

So I went out with a new girl over the weekend. Friday AND Saturday nights. No I have not hit it yet, but, yeah it's gonna happen soon. I asked her out again for Wednesday night. NOW I realize that's the night before Valentine's ****ing Day. Crap. What is the gift protocol?

Hootie · 02-10-2013, 10:46 PM

buy her a shake weight and tell her she's going to need to build that endurance up

Hootie · 02-10-2013, 10:47 PM

it's cold outside in KC

maybe some anti-freeze?

Strongside · 02-10-2013, 10:47 PM

Sherrys berries and a fleshlight.

Hootie · 02-10-2013, 10:48 PM

the 2nd season of Glee

Strongside · 02-10-2013, 10:49 PM

7 roses and a butt plug.

Fritz88 · 02-10-2013, 10:50 PM

3rd date and your showing her I love you signs?
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"Bob" Dobbs · 02-10-2013, 10:52 PM

I ****ing HATE Valentines Day, but i'd sit through some chick flick if she lets me PIIHB. It's just that they seem to EXPECT shit for this "holiday".

Hootie · 02-10-2013, 10:52 PM

get her 10 dozen roses

20

send her one dozen of roses per hour of the day with handwritten notes attached

"Bob" Dobbs · 02-10-2013, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz88

3rd date and your showing her I love you signs?
Posted via Mobile Device

Oooooohhhhh. Good point. I was just trying to seal the deal but now I don't know. Women are just touchy about this holiday in particular. I just REALLY wanna hit that.

big nasty kcnut · 02-10-2013, 10:55 PM

Get her a gift card for starbuck or a massage or tanning booth.

Hootie · 02-10-2013, 10:56 PM

get her an entire tanning booth!? That may be pricey.

Strongside · 02-10-2013, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bob" Dobbs

I ****ing HATE Valentines Day, but i'd sit through some chick flick if she lets me PIIHB. It's just that they seem to EXPECT shit for this "holiday".

My gf and I decided 4 years ago to say **** Valentines day and its commercial bullshit and, instead, make a concerted effort to show each other how we feel more often year-round. After all, if you're doing something nice for your s.o. Once a year because someone says you should, then wtf does that say about your relationship? I realize that most girls don't think this way, but I've got a good one. We'll go have dinner usually, but there's no gifts involved. It's just stupid.

HoneyBadger · 02-10-2013, 10:57 PM

Get her a ugly escort, with a small penis. She'll be disgusted and have to turn to you for sex, provided you're more attractive than the escort.

Hootie · 02-10-2013, 10:57 PM

buy her 12 Nuva Rings

"Bob" Dobbs · 02-10-2013, 10:57 PM

I guess I'm just pissed at myself for starting this shit BEFORE VD. Dammit.

02-10-2013, 10:39 PM
"Bob" Dobbs Kickin' it in Dobbstown. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Southeast Kansas Casino cash: $9814317	So, I need the Planets' wisdom (such as it is) So I went out with a new girl over the weekend. Friday AND Saturday nights. No I have not hit it yet, but, yeah it's gonna happen soon. I asked her out again for Wednesday night. NOW I realize that's the night before Valentine's ****ing Day. Crap. What is the gift protocol?
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02-10-2013, 10:46 PM	#16
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	buy her a shake weight and tell her she's going to need to build that endurance up
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02-10-2013, 10:47 PM	#17
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	it's cold outside in KC maybe some anti-freeze?
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02-10-2013, 10:47 PM	#18
Strongside Mahomes or GTFO Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: KC Casino cash: $4314282	Sherrys berries and a fleshlight. __________________
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02-10-2013, 10:48 PM	#19
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	the 2nd season of Glee
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02-10-2013, 10:49 PM	#20
Strongside Mahomes or GTFO Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: KC Casino cash: $4314282	7 roses and a butt plug. __________________
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02-10-2013, 10:50 PM	#21
Fritz88 Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $8505943	3rd date and your showing her I love you signs? Posted via Mobile Device
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02-10-2013, 10:52 PM	#22
"Bob" Dobbs Kickin' it in Dobbstown. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Southeast Kansas Casino cash: $9814317	I ****ing HATE Valentines Day, but i'd sit through some chick flick if she lets me PIIHB. It's just that they seem to EXPECT shit for this "holiday". __________________ Eternal Salvation -- Or TRIPLE your money back! http://subgenius.com
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02-10-2013, 10:55 PM	#25
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2249100	Get her a gift card for starbuck or a massage or tanning booth. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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02-10-2013, 10:56 PM	#26
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	get her an entire tanning booth!? That may be pricey.
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02-10-2013, 10:57 PM	#28
HoneyBadger The chosen one Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: DTX Casino cash: $-2184240	Get her a ugly escort, with a small penis. She'll be disgusted and have to turn to you for sex, provided you're more attractive than the escort.
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