A thread to make you feel like a disgusting pervert.

[Rain Man]

My hometown newspaper had an article about this beauty queen. Before you make ANY comments - ANY COMMENTS AT ALL - read the spoiler.



My spoiler for you.

Spoiler!

She's in the seventh grade.

What the heck are we feeding children these days? I mean, is that what a seventh grader looks like these days?

The article

Spoiler!

On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown.

By The Rolla Daily News Reports - [email protected]
On Saturday, November 5th, young women from across the state came to compete for the titles of Miss Missouri Junior High, High School, and Collegiate America 2017. The state pageant was held at the Cowan Civic Center in Lebanon. There were 22 contestants who participated in the event which included a private interview, fashion runway, and evening gown competitions. The goal of the organization is to provide personal and professional opportunities for young women across the country. The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown. “I am honored to have been chosen as Miss Missouri Junior High School America 2017. One of my goals is to visit each veterans home in Missouri and play the piano for the veterans. This is something I have been doing at the St. James Veterans Home and the veterans, their families, and employees are all very supportive and encouraging.” Abilene is a member of the St. James 7th grade girls basketball team and Team Blackout 2022. She is a straight A student and enjoys hunting, fishing, skiing, playing the piano, and singing in the St. James Middle School Honor Choir. Throughout the next year she will be traveling across the state of Missouri making appearances and speaking on behalf of the national platform BRAVE (Building Respect and Values for Everyone), an anti-bullying campaign. “To me the most important aspect of BRAVE is that everyone deserves respect regardless of their differences and I’m excited to share that message.”


Abilene and her new sister queens, Miss Missouri High School America - Danielle Stanfield, and Miss Missouri Collegiate America - Holly Sprow, will represent the state of Missouri at the national competition in Little Rock Arkansas in July of 2017.

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

I have hootie on FB and he wanted me to tell you all.

'Old enough to bleed, old enough for me'

That idiot. It's old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Or old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred. Or if there's grass on the infield, play ball. There are so many of those and he had to **** up the simplest one.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by listopencil

That idiot. It's old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Or old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred. Or if there's grass on the infield, play ball. There are so many of those and he had to **** up the simplest one.

I don't have him on FB anymore - It was my f up -

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

I don't have him on FB anymore - It was my f up -

Dammit, SR. You know better than that.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by listopencil

Dammit, SR. You know better than that.

yeah i hadn't used it in years, so that's why i botched it.

[cosmo20002]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I think it has something to do with all of the hormones in our meat and milk these days, lotta kids are physically maturing much faster than they used to

For instance, back in my high school football days it was almost unheard for a team to have some 6'3 300 pounder, and when you did see one he was an extreme outlier freak to be marveled at... these days it seems like almost every team has a few like that

[Simply Red]

Dom Casual is such a solid human. Another nice rival fan. Oh well, it's only a game.

[New World Order]

No matter what happens on the field, we'll be fine.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by listopencil

That idiot. It's old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Or old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred. Or if there's grass on the infield, play ball. There are so many of those and he had to **** up the simplest one.

My uncle used to say, "If she's old enough to sit at the table, she's old enough to eat."

[scho63]

Originally Posted by Nickhead

Getting warmer........

[Cannibal]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

No where does is it say how old she is, only what grade. Since she enters these pageants, I assume she is pretty stupid.
There's a 10% chance she could be 18. Especially since we are talking about Missouri.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

This article says the theory is plausible, if unproven... so neither you nor Fish "win" shit

http://www.livescience.com/1824-trut...y-puberty.html

More good news for me? I learned a new word today "menarche"... something you've clearly just now reached

[WhiteWhale]

Some people mature faster than others.

This seriously should not surprise anyone who remembers being 13.

Also, no, this didn't just now start happening. Good god, I remember several girls when I was in 7th grade that could walk into a bar without anyone looking twice at them.

[88TG88]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

I have hootie on FB and he wanted me to tell you all.

'Old enough to bleed, old enough for me'

[Fish]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

This article says the theory is plausible, if unproven... so neither you nor Fish "win" shit

http://www.livescience.com/1824-trut...y-puberty.html

More good news for me? I learned a new word today "menarche"... something you've clearly just now reached

Read your article, dope. Specifically this part:

When precocious puberty entered the radar screen in the early 1990s, the first suspects were hormones in milk and meats, particularly the artificial bovine growth hormone, rBGH. But this is a protein hormone, destroyed in human digestion, not a steroid hormone like estrogen.