Trevor Jizz named Donks starting QB

[RealSNR]

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2...ng-quarterback

The Denver Broncos have named Trevor Siemian as their starting quarterback, with coach Vance Joseph saying Monday that Siemian was the "clear-cut winner" in his competition with Paxton Lynch.

"We decided on making Trevor Siemian our quarterback," Joseph said. "Both guys competed hard. Both guys wanted the job. We're pleased with both guys, but overall the operation of the entire offense, decision-making, ball placement, was more consistent with Trevor. That's why he won the job."

Joseph had split work between the two quarterbacks in the offseason program, organized team activities, minicamp and training camp. Siemian and Lynch have each started one preseason game.

Siemian likely closed the deal Saturday night when he came in against the San Francisco 49ers with just over three minutes remaining in the first half and led the Broncos on a seven-play, 53-yard touchdown drive.

In three possessions, Siemian led the Broncos to 10 points, and on his touchdown pass -- a 19-yarder to Jordan Taylor -- Siemian bounced back from having a touchdown nullified by a holding penalty on the previous play.

Oh Knowmooooo... you've got some splainin to dooooo

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Hey, how about you start pulling your weight around here and instigate some mod shenanigans?

For example, you can start with editing out the word "Siemian" and replacing it with "Semen." Or "Jizz."

Some unsuspecting well-meaning Denver fan trying to talk about his QB finds himself writing "Semen" whenever referring to his QB. His only other choice is to spell it wrong on purpose.

THAT'S comedy. Go make it happen. I didn't vote for you so you could chum it up with Bowser in the mod forum.

You voted for me? That's so sweet!

[DaNewGuy]

I don't think semen is a bad qb at all, smart for horse face to swallow his pride and not force lynch out there