Chiefs Renaming the Chiefs: Round 1, Heat 6 - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 07-08-2020, 12:11 PM

The rules are:

1. You can vote 'yes' on as many as you like, AND you can vote 'no' on as many as you like. Feel free to run wild.

2. The winner of the heat will be the name that has the highest net score (yes minus no). This will reflect the name that has the most satisfaction and least disapproval. In other words, it will be the least controversial name.

The entrants have been selected randomly from the nomination thread and I've thrown in some late additions.

As background, assume that it's 2024. President Ted Nugent has just distributed holsters to every American household. He is now seeking to build consensus across the parties, so he names Elizabeth Warren as the nation's "sports czar". Elizabeth's first order of business is to eliminate Native American-themed sports names, because there's nothing she hates more than white people making money by appropriating native american culture.

So the Chiefs have no choice but to change names. If they don't, the team will be banned and a new replacement team will be formed in Los Angeles, because if you keep putting teams there, eventually people will start watching them. (That tentative team name is the Los Angeles Trembling Fawns if you're curious.)

In a bit of good news, they're allowing the fans to select the new name, so we're on the clock. Do your best work, people.

SuperBowl4 · 07-09-2020, 06:07 AM

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**Rain Man** · 07-11-2020, 05:35 PM

We had some positive sentiment in this heat, including a rare + score. Stampede moves to Round 2. I like Stampede.

Stampede +3
Storm -2
Commanders -3
Hitmen -21
Champs -24

View Poll Results: Two-part poll. Follow the instructions.
*** Part 1. These names are acceptable or good. (Check all that apply.)	2	3.13%
Stampede	28	43.75%
Hitmen	16	25.00%
Storm	26	40.63%
Champs	12	18.75%
Commanders	23	35.94%
*** Part 2. These names are unacceptable or bad. (Check all that apply.)	3	4.69%
Stampede	24	37.50%
Hitmen	39	60.94%
Storm	28	43.75%
Champs	41	64.06%
Commanders	31	48.44%
I'm a non-voting United Nations observer.	2	3.13%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 64. You may not vote on this poll

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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-612449 VARSITY	Renaming the Chiefs: Round 1, Heat 6 The rules are: 1. You can vote 'yes' on as many as you like, AND you can vote 'no' on as many as you like. Feel free to run wild. 2. The winner of the heat will be the name that has the highest net score (yes minus no). This will reflect the name that has the most satisfaction and least disapproval. In other words, it will be the least controversial name. The entrants have been selected randomly from the nomination thread and I've thrown in some late additions. As background, assume that it's 2024. President Ted Nugent has just distributed holsters to every American household. He is now seeking to build consensus across the parties, so he names Elizabeth Warren as the nation's "sports czar". Elizabeth's first order of business is to eliminate Native American-themed sports names, because there's nothing she hates more than white people making money by appropriating native american culture. So the Chiefs have no choice but to change names. If they don't, the team will be banned and a new replacement team will be formed in Los Angeles, because if you keep putting teams there, eventually people will start watching them. (That tentative team name is the Los Angeles Trembling Fawns if you're curious.) In a bit of good news, they're allowing the fans to select the new name, so we're on the clock. Do your best work, people.
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07-11-2020, 05:35 PM	#17
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-612449 VARSITY	We had some positive sentiment in this heat, including a rare + score. Stampede moves to Round 2. I like Stampede. Stampede +3 Storm -2 Commanders -3 Hitmen -21 Champs -24 __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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