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Old 06-17-2021, 07:23 AM  
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Father's Day is coming up, and I just feel like laughing. Give me your best dad jokes.

Two that I've heard recently:

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2

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When it becomes apparent.
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Old 06-17-2021, 06:34 PM   #46
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Old 06-17-2021, 06:59 PM   #48
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Two hookers are standing on a corner when a cop drives past. One looks at the other and asks, "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The other says, "no, but I've been swung around by the tits."
I have no idea why, but I laughed at this so hard that I cried!
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