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My eyes gently opened naturally, with perhaps the soothing sound of chirping birds in the background. |
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6 | 12.00% |
I was jolted awake by an alarm clock or other pre-planned alarm. |
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24 | 48.00% |
I received a wakeup call. |
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1 | 2.00% |
A child, pet, or significant other nudged me awake. |
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7 | 14.00% |
I was bumped or kicked by a sleeping significant other. |
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1 | 2.00% |
I was awakened by the sultry sexual attentions of a devilishly smiling significant other. |
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2 | 4.00% |
I was awakened by a nightmare. |
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0 | 0% |
I was awakened by a dream. |
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0 | 0% |
I was awakened by my subconscious thoughts – worry or problemsolving or situational processing. |
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2 | 4.00% |
I was awakened by a noise inside my home – door slamming, faucet running, poltergeist, people talking, etc. |
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1 | 2.00% |
I was awakened by a noise outside my home – garbage truck, neighbor’s lawnmower, artillery bombardment, etc. |
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1 | 2.00% |
I was awakened by dampness on the sheets, and I don’t really want to talk about it. |
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0 | 0% |
I snored myself awake. |
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0 | 0% |
The alcohol or drugs wore off and I regained consciousness |
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4 | 8.00% |
I was awakened by someone I don’t know, in a place I didn’t recognize. |
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0 | 0% |
I was awakened because I was too hot or too cold. |
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0 | 0% |
I fell out of bed. |
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0 | 0% |
I have not yet awoken. I’m on Ambien. I'm going to go buy doughnuts now. |
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0 | 0% |
I pulled an all-nighter. I'll get back to you tomorrow on this. |
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1 | 2.00% |
I don’t actually sleep. |
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0 | 0% |
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No poll needed, I woke up at the awful, Army-like hour of 5am to the screeching of my old clock.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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To a supermodel waking me up for Round 37 /CP
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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You forgot 'sticky, broken, and confused'
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I also realized that I missed, "by a pillow being pushed down hard on my face". My apologies.
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Having to piss like a racehorse should be an option...
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Oh, good point. Maybe just vote for the damp sheets option in that case.
We have far more alarm users than I expected.
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I was thirsty... so maybe that was the booze....
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No knock warrant by the militarized police department where they threw a flash bang grenade into my son's room. That is like the 12th time this year. Somebody should do something about the out of control cops.
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Woke up breathing, so it could be worse.
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