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Old 04-25-2023, 03:08 PM  
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So, turns out that you cannot catch a seagull, restrain it, and then rub one out while watching porn on your phone. I was unaware that this was against the law but as Fletch said, "There have been a lot of changes in the law." Remember this when you are making plans for this weekend. Also, I know that seagulls are quite rare in KC and the Midwest so many CPers might think this doesn't apply. The case does originate in the UK but I get the feeling that a court might not think it's a defense if you were planning on using a different bird.

No need to thank me for stopping anybody before they found out too late that this was against the law. I'm just trying to help.

Link is SFW but admittedly bizarre.

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...tured-seagull/
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Old 04-25-2023, 03:09 PM   #2
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Old 04-25-2023, 03:13 PM   #3
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Old 04-25-2023, 03:19 PM   #4
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Old 04-25-2023, 03:36 PM   #6
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Old 04-25-2023, 03:42 PM   #7
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Gulls on the roof of South Tyneside Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday (April 25) could be heard calling out as the bench watched CCTV of the “bizarre” incident, which happened in a back street of Gladstone Street, Sunderland.
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This reporting is clearly biased against the defendant.
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