Mike Jones: An Album Retrospective

Ultra Peanut · 07-31-2005, 04:55 PM

2005-2015: The Formative Years

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Press release, www.whomikejones.com
April 12, 2005

DEAR SECRETARY: WILL YOU PLEASE PUT "MIKE JONES" IN BIG WORDS AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE

NO PLEASE DON'T EDIT OUT THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH I WANT IT TO STAY THERE SO YOU'LL BE REMINDED TO PUT "MIKE JONES" IN BIG WORDS AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE

AND DON'T TAKE OUT THAT PARAGRAPH

OKAY READY, DO I START TYPING NOW

BEGINNING OF PRESS RELEASE STARTS HERE !!!

YO HOLLA DIS MIKE JONES CHECK OUT MY NEW ALBUM "WHO IS MIKE JONES". THE ANSWER IS THAT I AM MIKE JONES. SO I GUESS YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO BUY THE ALBUM NOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT BUT PLEASE DO ANYWAY.

AND JUST IN CASE YOU FORGET THAT I AM MIKE JONES, I SAY "MIKE JONES" MANY TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS ALBUM HOLLA