Misc What's the most non-pr0nographic material you've used to..uh...spank it?

**TinyEvel** · 08-03-2008, 03:34 PM

Before the days of teh interweb, pr0n was a LITTLE BIT tougher to come by. Especially if you were a minor and/or had no money. People had to improvise. I once caught my little brother sneaking up to the treehouse with the underwear page of the JC Penney circular.

I guess my best non-pr0n pr0n was this "local real estate listings channel" on cable. It just showed bad videotaped pans across the rooms in houses for sale. THere was this one pair of agents who were (sorta) hot women. They would put themselves in the video doing the Vanna White gesture in the rooms like the showcase girls in the Price is Right. A couple of times I

to those ladies listings. Something about ladies in dresses with big hair sprawled out on a stranger's sectional sofa.

Come to think of it, I did also

to the Showcase chicks on TPIR. Especially when they were on the speedboat.

L.A. Chieffan · 08-03-2008, 03:37 PM

DT sacking Elway

**Nzoner** · 08-03-2008, 03:38 PM

I really thought the first response would be a mom joke

Hammock Parties · 08-03-2008, 03:39 PM

A calendar of clothed women.

A JPEG of a clothed woman in a completely non-sexual pose. In fact, it was a headshot.

**TinyEvel** · 08-03-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

A JPEG of a clothed woman in a completely non-sexual pose. In fact, it was a headshot.

Yeah, but cutting out the mouth and taping the pic over a hole in a cantaloupe doesn't count.

**ShortRoundChief** · 08-03-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

Yeah, but cutting out the mouth and taping the pic over a hole in a cantaloupe doesn't count.

i wish i'd have thought about that when i was a teenager

**Nzoner** · 08-03-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

Yeah, but cutting out the mouth and taping the pic over a hole in a cantaloupe doesn't count.

Is it any wonder the man is in advertising

**Bugeater** · 08-03-2008, 03:39 PM

TV? Newspaper ads? Sure, maybe if you were rich. We had to draw our own pictures of nekkid women and jerk it to that.

**Nzoner** · 08-03-2008, 03:41 PM

Vulture should be along anytime now to tell us he's never spanked it because he's had bitches lined up since he was 8

**ShortRoundChief** · 08-03-2008, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner

Vulture should be along anytime now to tell us he's never spanked it because he's had bitches lined up since he was 8

the true magnet as a kid was his bicycle and before that his tricycle

chicks dig wheels

**Bwana** · 08-03-2008, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner

Vulture should be along anytime now to tell us he's never spanked it because he's had bitches lined up since he was 8

That's gold right there.

**Nzoner** · 08-03-2008, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

That's gold right there.

Thank you sir,I'm glad someone appreciated it

StcChief · 08-03-2008, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner

Vulture should be along anytime now to tell us he's never spanked it because he's had bitches lined up since he was 8

no he's getting busy with his bike.

Sanka · 08-03-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoBo

TV? Newspaper ads? Sure, maybe if you were rich. We had to draw our own pictures of nekkid women and jerk it to that.

Possibly NSFW

CanadianChief · 08-03-2008, 03:40 PM

A picture of Al Davis.

08-03-2008, 03:34 PM	Topic Starter
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2229601	What's the most non-pr0nographic material you've used to..uh...spank it? Before the days of teh interweb, pr0n was a LITTLE BIT tougher to come by. Especially if you were a minor and/or had no money. People had to improvise. I once caught my little brother sneaking up to the treehouse with the underwear page of the JC Penney circular. I guess my best non-pr0n pr0n was this "local real estate listings channel" on cable. It just showed bad videotaped pans across the rooms in houses for sale. THere was this one pair of agents who were (sorta) hot women. They would put themselves in the video doing the Vanna White gesture in the rooms like the showcase girls in the Price is Right. A couple of times I to those ladies listings. Something about ladies in dresses with big hair sprawled out on a stranger's sectional sofa. Come to think of it, I did also to the Showcase chicks on TPIR. Especially when they were on the speedboat.
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