Misc A social Commentary by Iowanian

**Iowanian** · 09:45 AM

In a meeting, Up in front,
A gurgle happens in my gut.
Sensation growing, moving down
Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown.

Pinching cheeks with all my might
Hope to God the Seals' tight.
If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky
I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki.

Presentation, finish quick
The smell escapes, makes people sick.
No I can't take any questions
Must go deal with Indigestion.

Throwing People out of my way,
they'll be sorry if I stay.
Run for bathroom Doing fine,
Grab A stall, thank God no Line.

Explosion Happens, volume triples
Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple?
I made it through, and tamed this beast
Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief.

Into room They come,
as Toilet Drains,
As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame.

marsaray · 03-01-2005, 08:30 PM

Ahhh toilet humor and poetry all wraped up into one. I have been waiting my whole life for this.

**Iowanian** · 03-01-2005, 08:30 PM

This thread was brought to you by the Number 2, and letters T&P.

marsaray · 03-01-2005, 08:31 PM

Those must be the word of the day. Im going to get a new avatar.

03-01-2005, 08:41 PM

Craptacular!

**Rain Man** · 03-01-2005, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marsaray

Ahhh toilet humor and poetry all wraped up into one. I have been waiting my whole life for this.

It's called toiletry.

**Iowanian** · 03-01-2005, 10:45 PM

Rainman.......why do you have to take everything to the Dumper?

I work for a solid 10 minutes to pen out a poem for my brother, to explain a meeting and you have to go right for the Pickle Park Humor.

"Good things, Good Things" [/whap]

SBK · 03-02-2005, 12:40 AM

Wow, I've been there. Hate that walk of shame....but then again the relief makes me not really care.

Ari ümlaüt · 03-02-2005, 01:36 AM

yeah, i told the story a couple months back about my friend whose seal wasnt 'tight' and he blew a g'ass'ket in his blue khakis... right after a meeting on the way to bathroom... thinking it was a fart... it 'twas not.

**Skip Towne** · 03-02-2005, 06:38 AM

Yeah!! A poop thread. More!!

Bootlegged · 03-02-2005, 06:47 AM

after years of experience and research, I have come to the conclusion that chick turds smell worse than man turds.

Monty · 03-02-2005, 07:29 AM

A poop thread is not complete without Captain Underpants

**Iowanian** · 03-02-2005, 09:02 AM

I think you guys missed the point. This isn't about the Poop.........Its a metaphor about the Thrill of victory, and thankfully not the agony of Defeat.

I figured it was more usefull than making up a FA signing rumor. Truthfully, there is lest Crap in this thread than several others.

cookster50 · 03-02-2005, 09:10 AM

This thread is worthless without pics.

Frankie · 03-02-2005, 09:12 AM

I'm treating myself to a rare nice breakfast today and I HAD TO READ THIS just before attempting to eat.

CURSE YOU IOWANIAN..IAN..IAN..IAN..IAN!!!

03-01-2005, 08:28 PM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	A social Commentary In a meeting, Up in front, A gurgle happens in my gut. Sensation growing, moving down Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown. Pinching cheeks with all my might Hope to God the Seals' tight. If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki. Presentation, finish quick The smell escapes, makes people sick. No I can't take any questions Must go deal with Indigestion. Throwing People out of my way, they'll be sorry if I stay. Run for bathroom Doing fine, Grab A stall, thank God no Line. Explosion Happens, volume triples Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple? I made it through, and tamed this beast Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief. Into room They come, as Toilet Drains, As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame. Last edited by Iowanian; 06-28-2007 at 09:45 AM..
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03-01-2005, 08:30 PM	#2
marsaray Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Ahhh toilet humor and poetry all wraped up into one. I have been waiting my whole life for this. __________________ Oh my freggin goodness theres no butter....
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03-01-2005, 08:30 PM	#3
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	This thread was brought to you by the Number 2, and letters T&P.
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03-01-2005, 08:31 PM	#4
marsaray Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Those must be the word of the day. Im going to get a new avatar. __________________ Oh my freggin goodness theres no butter....
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03-01-2005, 08:41 PM	#5
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03-01-2005, 10:45 PM	#7
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Rainman.......why do you have to take everything to the Dumper? I work for a solid 10 minutes to pen out a poem for my brother, to explain a meeting and you have to go right for the Pickle Park Humor. "Good things, Good Things" [/whap]
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03-02-2005, 12:40 AM	#8
SBK Curry is the pick??? Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Georgia Casino cash: $10004900	Wow, I've been there. Hate that walk of shame....but then again the relief makes me not really care.
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03-02-2005, 01:36 AM	#9
Ari ümlaüt Take off, eh? Join Date: Dec 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	yeah, i told the story a couple months back about my friend whose seal wasnt 'tight' and he blew a g'ass'ket in his blue khakis... right after a meeting on the way to bathroom... thinking it was a fart... it 'twas not.
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03-02-2005, 06:38 AM	#10
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03-02-2005, 06:47 AM	#11
Bootlegged One4Mahomes Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: f Casino cash: $9955545	after years of experience and research, I have come to the conclusion that chick turds smell worse than man turds.
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03-02-2005, 07:29 AM	#12
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03-02-2005, 09:02 AM	#13
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	I think you guys missed the point. This isn't about the Poop.........Its a metaphor about the Thrill of victory, and thankfully not the agony of Defeat. I figured it was more usefull than making up a FA signing rumor. Truthfully, there is lest Crap in this thread than several others.
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03-02-2005, 09:10 AM	#14
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03-02-2005, 09:12 AM	#15
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	I'm treating myself to a rare nice breakfast today and I HAD TO READ THIS just before attempting to eat. CURSE YOU IOWANIAN..IAN..IAN..IAN..IAN!!!
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