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Ask the DC forum for advice |
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12 | 30.00% |
Buy gold |
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10 | 25.00% |
Call in a drone strike |
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5 | 12.50% |
Call 911 or the news or somebody |
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2 | 5.00% |
Cover the dungeon access hatch with a rug |
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6 | 15.00% |
Delete my search history |
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5 | 12.50% |
Offer them candy |
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6 | 15.00% |
Play really loud and annoying music to drive them away |
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3 | 7.50% |
Position the .50 cal and ammo belts |
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9 | 22.50% |
Post my concern on nextdoor.com |
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9 | 22.50% |
Practice my blissful breathing exercises |
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1 | 2.50% |
Run out the back door |
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2 | 5.00% |
See if they’re offering candy |
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11 | 27.50% |
Send my pitbull out after quickly acquiring a pitbull |
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3 | 7.50% |
Send my wife out to investigate |
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9 | 22.50% |
Serpentine! |
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8 | 20.00% |
The opposite of whatever the Branch Davidians did |
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6 | 15.00% |
Turn on all of the radio frequency jamming systems |
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4 | 10.00% |
Something else, you fool! I’ll explain below. |
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2 | 5.00% |
Is it white, or is it pearl? That means different things in unmarked vans. |
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5 | 12.50% |
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Topic Starter |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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There's a plain white van parked in front of my house.
What should I do?
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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $-293864
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Free candy
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
Casino cash: $-370000
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Rent another van and park right behind them.
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2019
Casino cash: $5920400
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Get your ass into your van. The neighborhood kids aren't going to rape themselves.*
*Just a joke, I'm not accusing Rain Man of being a child molester. I'm 99.9% sure he would never do such a thing. |
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Houston, Tx
Casino cash: $3290400
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Change your WiFi name to "Hamas FOB"
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Jabip
Casino cash: $4593807
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Spray paint FBI on the side of it.
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Sometimes it's black and white
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: California
Casino cash: $1284900
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Does this white van live near you?
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Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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Have you recently threatened to fly a plane into the side of a mountain with a politician on board?
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#9 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Define 'recent'.
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#10 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Casino cash: $-1491756
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I went with consult the DC forum
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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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If it was a plain black van you would be in trouble… You’ll be fine..
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#13 |
Are you ready to Rumble?
Join Date: Apr 2006
Casino cash: $-1338759
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Nothing. It is their right to park there for at least 24 to 48 hours.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $9363829
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Tell you what I'd do, I'd ask rain man what to do
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Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2022
Location: Cincinnati
Casino cash: $-2230000
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I am NOT a HATER! I LOVE unmarked white vans but, reality is reality. We are down in the GSM bugs, left late to get parabolic microphones and we are NOT recording in the sound zone. I do not understand what is going on with our tinted windows as well as what the hell is going on with the "FREE CANDY" sign! Will we make an ARREST? MAYBE! Will we make G GORDON LIDDY proud? NO! THIS SUCKS!!
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