A Moral Quandary

Spicy McHaggis · 10-20-2005, 01:27 PM

In addition to screwing the Chiefs, Tags has screwed the fans too. I, undoubtedly like others on this board, have prior obligations on this Friday night. I have to work during the game. And I would rather lose a finger than miss a Chiefs game. So what excuse should I use to get out of it and watch the game?

**Saulbadguy** · 10-20-2005, 01:27 PM

Get a job where you don't have to work nights.

|Zach| · 10-20-2005, 01:29 PM

Tell your boss you are pregnant.

Aside from that...have you thought more about the Air Force thing. It looks like im gonna do it.

Hydrae · 10-20-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

In addition to screwing the Chiefs, Tags has screwed the fans too. I, undoubtedly like others on this board, have prior obligations on this Friday night. I have to work during the game. And I would rather lose a finger than miss a Chiefs game. So what excuse should I use to get out of it and watch the game?

I think getting your finger cut off will be excuse enough.

Spicy McHaggis · 10-20-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

I think getting your finger cut off will be excuse enough.

I already did that for play-off tickets. Although I should have looked at other options for unattached digits.

"I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don't want to know about it"

Spicy McHaggis · 10-20-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

Tell your boss you are pregnant.

Aside from that...have you thought more about the Air Force thing. It looks like im gonna do it.

Met shortly with a recruiter yesterday. Going in Tuesday to talk to him and take the ASVAB. How far along are you? Did you check out that about.com military site? The Staff Sergeant I spoke to actually recommended to me as a less biased information source.

|Zach| · 10-20-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

Met shortly with a recruiter yesterday. Going in Tuesday to talk to him and take the ASVAB. How far along are you? Did you check out that about.com military site? The Staff Sergeant I spoke to actually recommended to me as a less biased information source.

Going into speak with a recruiter tomorrow. I have made my way through most of that site and it really is an incredible source of information. Esp the whole section about what basic is like. I would reccomend it.

**Rain Man** · 10-20-2005, 01:41 PM

Don't say anything and then the next time you come in, vehemently argue that you actually were there.

10-20-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

Going into speak with a recruiter tomorrow.

See if there are any other active AirForce on ChiefsPlanet before you go in. They can get some credit for "referring" you if you drop their name.

|Zach| · 10-20-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

See if there are any other active AirForce on ChiefsPlanet before you go in. They can get some credit for "referring" you if you drop their name.

Good idea. I think I may know a few folks, drop a few PMs

RedDread · 10-20-2005, 01:49 PM

Two words: Anal Fissures

**Fire Me Boy!** · 10-20-2005, 02:10 PM

Best excuse is diarrhea. They'll never ask for evidence.

**Nzoner** · 10-20-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

I think getting your finger cut off will be excuse enough.

Then he can put it in some fast food chili and make a boatload of cash and retire.

Ultra Peanut · 10-20-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RedDread

Two words: Anal Fissures

"That's a real thing."

**Rain Man** · 10-20-2005, 02:46 PM

You can always say it was a beastiality-related injury. Print out that thread about the horses in Washington as proof.

View Poll Results: What Excuse Should I Use or Will You Use to Watch the Game?
Go for the tried and true. Non-descript illness.	10	34.48%
Call and say genital herpes are flairing up.	7	24.14%
Incarcerated. Had one too many the night before and got arrested for trying to steal the bar's jukebox.	2	6.90%
None. Go to work and sneak in a radio to try to catch bits of the action	7	24.14%
None. Go to work you slacker. Thats what Gaz would do.	3	10.34%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

10-20-2005, 01:27 PM
Spicy McHaggis Keep 'er Movin' Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $9905359	A Moral Quandary In addition to screwing the Chiefs, Tags has screwed the fans too. I, undoubtedly like others on this board, have prior obligations on this Friday night. I have to work during the game. And I would rather lose a finger than miss a Chiefs game. So what excuse should I use to get out of it and watch the game?
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10-20-2005, 01:27 PM	#2
Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $736966	Get a job where you don't have to work nights. __________________ http://www.goemaw.com
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10-20-2005, 01:29 PM	#3
\|Zach\| For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $3016768	Tell your boss you are pregnant. Aside from that...have you thought more about the Air Force thing. It looks like im gonna do it.
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10-20-2005, 01:41 PM	#8
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-692449 VARSITY	Don't say anything and then the next time you come in, vehemently argue that you actually were there. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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10-20-2005, 01:49 PM	#11
RedDread Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Back in KC Casino cash: $10007771	Two words: Anal Fissures __________________
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10-20-2005, 02:10 PM	#12
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	Best excuse is diarrhea. They'll never ask for evidence.
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10-20-2005, 02:46 PM	#15
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-692449 VARSITY	You can always say it was a beastiality-related injury. Print out that thread about the horses in Washington as proof. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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