I am baby sitting my daughters English Bulldog this weekend

[RNR]

This dog really thinks it is human. Instructions went as follows...make sure you keep ice in her water she likes it that way. Put on her eye medicine and put in her ear drops twice a oh and give her these pills twice a day also. Be sure and give her a treat when you are done. Oh and take her for a walk three times a day. Dont let her get too hot she can not handle the heat. If you have to go anywhere make sure if you take her that you do not leave her in the car even at a Quik Trip store, people steal these type of dogs all the time (I am certain that if someone steals this thing they will hunt me down and give it back)

Anyway she dropped it off thursday night everything goes pretty smooth and the other half just fawns over her. Well bed time comes and it becomes clear this frigging dog is set on sleeping with us! A stand off begins with the dog winning. I have never in my life known a dog that snores well I do now.

Friday I drive across town to check on our "grand dog" and yes there is trash spread through out the house along with pillows and clothes. I clean up and haul ass back to work. Now the other half is out of town to vist her dad and it is me and the grand dog. It is going to be a long weekend.