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Old 12-30-2013, 12:19 AM  
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The Chiefs have the superior Colquitt brother (Or: My bet with MagicHef)

In my numerous back-and-forths with Direckshun and others, MagicHef wanted in on a Chiefs vs. Broncos wager. After some negotiating, the terms were decided. Punter vs punter. Colquitt vs Colquitt. Brother vs brother.

Through PFF, we'd look at a raw score of each punter (net average + punts inside 20). Best cumulative score at the end of the year would win.

It has come down, and the winner is Dustin. Don't ask me about the numbers, because I don't have a PFF subscription. But it's true. MagicHef told me the results today.

As punishment, beginning February 9 and ending March 1, MagicHef will be writing a short 4-line ode verse to begin all of his posts. These odes will all pertain to the brilliant Chiefs career of Todd Collins.

MagicHef, as a point of departure for the research you may want to uncover, here are a few items you might want to mention in these odes:
  • Mitch Holthus liked to call Collins "The Maytag Repairman"
  • He never did get a fair look as a starter, especially in his early Chiefs career under Marty and Gunther, when that bozo Grbac was getting injured or playing poorly
  • There were only two CPers who never stopped believing in T3h 0dd T0dd: Rausch and SNR. Nobody else. Everybody else was all about Jonathan Quinn or some gay shit like that
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Old 12-30-2013, 12:21 AM   #2
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Old 12-30-2013, 12:30 AM   #3
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Someone showed this to me the other day, and I thought of you.

No, I don't think about you all that often. And when I do it's only in a totally straight way.

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Old 12-30-2013, 12:33 AM   #4
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Old 12-30-2013, 12:36 AM   #5
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Old 12-30-2013, 12:38 AM   #6
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Old 12-30-2013, 02:19 AM   #7
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I look forward to learning everything I can about Mr. Collins.

Speaking of bets, when does SDH come back from his ban/whatever happened? He's due for a name change.
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Old 12-30-2013, 02:35 AM   #8
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Old 12-30-2013, 04:23 AM   #9
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Old 12-30-2013, 03:09 PM   #10
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Everybody.

You're guilty. You're all guilty.
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Old 12-30-2013, 03:11 PM   #11
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Dilbert is awesome - I'd like a Dilbert calendar next year, SNR, next Christmas.
If he doesn't pick one up for you.....I will.
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Old 12-30-2013, 03:21 PM   #12
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Old 12-30-2013, 09:17 PM   #13
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I wasn't going to bet on anything but KC's very best if I had to get involved in a wager.
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Old 02-09-2014, 10:41 PM   #14
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It's February 9th, MagicHef. I almost forgot to remind you.

Get those creative juices a-flowin'
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