Vasectomy: Anyone on the planet had one?

Goapics1 · 07-05-2005, 11:34 AM

Thinking about getting one. My wife and I have 3 kids and not sure if we want more. Anyone had one done and is it painful?

TRR · 07-05-2005, 11:36 AM

Birth control and the use of a condom regularly seems to be the less painful route.

07-05-2005, 11:36 AM

We've conducted similar threads in the past. Surprisingly, everybody on the Planet had great experiences with theirs. However, every person I know in the non-virtual world had some complications. I don't think it's going to be an option for me due to that.

KCFalcon59 · 07-05-2005, 11:41 AM

Don't do it!!!!! it's their last bastion of power over you. Once they make you get your vasectomy, you are useless to them......run...run away as fast as you can.

Goapics1 · 07-05-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by KCFalcon59

Don't do it!!!!! it's their last bastion of power over you. Once they make you get your vasectomy, you are useless to them......run...run away as fast as you can.

conspiracy theory, eh?

**Lzen** · 07-05-2005, 11:51 AM

Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done.

Goapics1 · 07-05-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

I am assuming peas would be the veggie of choice and not corn on the cob.

Kerberos · 07-05-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KCFalcon59

Don't do it!!!!! it's their last bastion of power over you. Once they make you get your vasectomy, you are useless to them......run...run away as fast as you can.

You got snipped didn't you ??? I forgot about that...

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??

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**Lzen** · 07-05-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by apics1

I am assuming peas would be the veggie of choice and not corn on the cob.

Peas were my choice. But hey, if you have a corn on the cob fetish, who am I to judge?

**HemiEd** · 07-05-2005, 12:02 PM

Had one 29 years ago, no problems. Drove myself home. Drank a case of beer, no pain. Back to work the next day.

Clint in Wichita · 07-05-2005, 12:05 PM

I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

StcChief · 07-05-2005, 12:08 PM

Yep. 7 year ago. on a Friday.
No problems.

Drank beer and tried not walk around for two days.

Frozen peas to the rescue.

Everytime you look at a bag of them from then on, it brings back the memory.

No regrets.

teedubya · 07-05-2005, 12:08 PM

ive resorted to banging my wifes ass and her giving me blowjobs... because my next couple of wives may want one of my offspring... Seed the world...

KCFalcon59 · 07-05-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

You got snipped didn't you ??? I forgot about that...

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??

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I was thinking I had an honest caring wife. ****

Kerberos · 07-05-2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

And FREE at that ... I got a knife ... anyone got a needle and thread?

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07-05-2005, 11:34 AM
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07-05-2005, 11:36 AM	#2
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KCFalcon59 MVP Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Topeka, Kansas Casino cash: $-400000	Don't do it!!!!! it's their last bastion of power over you. Once they make you get your vasectomy, you are useless to them......run...run away as fast as you can.
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07-05-2005, 11:51 AM	#6
Lzen Banded Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Oz Casino cash: $-639308	Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up. Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done. __________________ Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.
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HemiEd Supporter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ozarks Casino cash: $-469436	Had one 29 years ago, no problems. Drove myself home. Drank a case of beer, no pain. Back to work the next day.
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StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	Yep. 7 year ago. on a Friday. No problems. Drank beer and tried not walk around for two days. Frozen peas to the rescue. Everytime you look at a bag of them from then on, it brings back the memory. No regrets. __________________ sig test for this screwy schema
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