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Old 05-30-2008, 02:24 PM  
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Published: 29 May 2008
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A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.

The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.

Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.

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But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.

An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.

"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.

"I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."


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Old 05-30-2008, 02:25 PM   #2
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Wow, he REALLY almost lost his manhood.

Man, that would bite. Good thing he came out ahead.
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:29 PM   #3
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:32 PM   #4
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:43 PM   #5
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thats definately in my top 10 of the worst possible thing that could happen to you
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:47 PM   #6
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:53 PM   #7
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"But it didn’t envenomate him"

guy must have been using the right kind of powder.
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:53 PM   #8
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:08 PM   #9
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Didn't this same sort of thing happen in "Snakes on a Plane"?

The snake community really needs to stop letting their young watch those violent movies. They're starting to act out what they see on film.
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:10 PM   #10
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:18 PM   #11
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"But it didn’t envenomate him"

guy must have been using the right kind of powder.
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That, or he's hung like a bull hamster and the fangs went around it.....
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:21 PM   #12
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:35 PM   #15
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