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Dane Cook - Stealing Runs in the Family
WOBURN, Mass. – The half brother of comedian Dane Cook was in a Massachusetts court after he was accused of embezzling millions from the entertainer.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081231/...embezzlement_2 Darryl McCauley is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday at Woburn District Court. Prosecutors allege the 43-year-old McCauley stole millions from Cook while working as Cook's manager as part of the comedian's company, Great Dane Enterprises Inc. They say McCauley transferred funds from Cook's business accounts to his personal accounts between July 2007 and December 2008. In one instance, investigators alleged that McCauley forged a $3 million check from Cook's account to himself. The 36-year-old Cook's comedy album "Retaliation" went double platinum, and he has appeared in several films, including "My Best Friend's Girl" with Kate Hudson. |
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All that and Cook STILL isn't funny.
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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What a fuqin dirt bag. It's one thing when someone you don't rust steals from you. But when you give someone an opportunity, and then they steal from you? That's grounds for an ass whippin.
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Are you serious? I have 'Harmful If Swallowed' and saw him on a Comedy Central special once. Those are some of the funniest standups I have seen in awhile.
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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I watched ring of fire or whatever it was right after I watched Kat Williams, and hardly laughed at Cook's schtick. I think Dane's earlier stuff was funny, but the newer stuff just isn't that great.
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Stop saying "This."
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he stole that money in the first place
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I actually stopped dating a girl because she thought this guy was funny
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I was not aware the cook family played baseball together.
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Dane's 15 minutes of fame ran out a couple of years ago.
I just hope his bro' blew all that dough on hookahs and hash 'cuz turnabout is definitely fair play. |
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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So I gave her the benefit of the doubt, and let her borrow my Bill Hicks DVD. She said it wasn't nearly as funny. That's when I dumped her.
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Dane is what he is, he is going to get some hate, but as long as he makes people laugh that is his job. I made a choice not to be a comedy snob awhile ago. Even if the mfer has a six pack, doesn't actually have punchlines, etc. Try to have fun when you watch him, it's all cool. I am always going to side with the wierd, fat, ugly comics, ones that say crazy shit, because that is more my style, but I would give Cook a high five and hang out.
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I just cannot imagine you can't notice someone stealing MILLIONS from you? It's not like he's freaking Bill Gates or something!?!?
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Woman should only make babies
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dane is raking in all that coin from waiting
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Say hello to my little friend
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Dane and Carlos should both die simultaneously.
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