Life You ever get smitten and have to put on the brakes?

tooge · 03-01-2010, 11:59 AM

So I'm out of town this past weekend. I end up at a sports type restaurant/bar with a couple of buddies I went with. We are there watching tv for 3 or 4 hours, and in that time this gorgeous brunette sitting right behind me starts smiling when I walk by and in general, taking an interest in me. I'm married with kids. Happily. Dont wander on the wife and dont think I ever could. BUT, this gal had me mezmerized. Something about her, cant really explain it. She smelled great and had a beautiful smile, hair, and veluptuous (not at all "fat") body. I realized I was getting pretty damned attracted to her and decided I had to put the brakes on. I told my buddies we should go check out another bar or two. We left, that is all. How can you barely know someone and then have a hard time stopping thinking about her? Wierd stuff. Had to share.

**The Franchise** · 03-01-2010, 12:02 PM

It's ok to look at the menu.....as long as you don't order off of it.

**jAZ** · 03-01-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

So I'm out of town this past weekend. I end up at a sports type restaurant/bar with a couple of buddies I went with. We are there watching tv for 3 or 4 hours, and in that time this gorgeous brunette sitting right behind me starts smiling when I walk by and in general, taking an interest in me. I'm married with kids. Happily. Dont wander on the wife and dont think I ever could. BUT, this gal had me mezmerized. Something about her, cant really explain it. She smelled great and had a beautiful smile, hair, and veluptuous (not at all "fat") body. I realized I was getting pretty damned attracted to her and decided I had to put the brakes on. I told my buddies we should go check out another bar or two. We left, that is all. How can you barely know someone and then have a hard time stopping thinking about her? Wierd stuff. Had to share.

JD10367 · 03-01-2010, 12:09 PM

They usually put the brakes on for me, by macing me.

Pants · 03-01-2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

They usually put the brakes on for me, by macing me.

Yeah, but practice makes perfect. That shit doesn't even bother me anymore.

KChiefs1 · 03-01-2010, 12:10 PM

Probably should have talked to her...I'm sure that would have ruined the fantasy.

JD10367 · 03-01-2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

Yeah, but practice makes perfect. That shit doesn't even bother me anymore.

You must like hot peppery food.

JD10367 · 03-01-2010, 12:11 PM

She was asking for rape, with that outfit and makeup and cologne. /ReligiousNutbag

keg in kc · 03-01-2010, 12:11 PM

I get smitten all the time. A couple of months ago it was Zoe Saldana. But it was like she didn't even know I exist. I was crushed.

**Rain Man** · 03-01-2010, 12:16 PM

I was in a restaurant this weekend and had an odd experience that I've never had before. I saw a person who I'm pretty sure was a woman, but I wasn't positive. Probably 90 percent sure it was a woman, but one of those who is small and flat-chested and with a very short haircut. But the really weird thing is that if it was a woman, she was kind of cute, which was very disturbing in the 10 percent chance that I was wrong.

Obvious Disclaimer: I'm married, so of course any observations in restaurants are merely observations, with no actions following. This is especially true if I'm not 100 percent sure of the gender.

CoMoChief · 03-01-2010, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

So I'm out of town this past weekend. I end up at a sports type restaurant/bar with a couple of buddies I went with. We are there watching tv for 3 or 4 hours, and in that time this gorgeous brunette sitting right behind me starts smiling when I walk by and in general, taking an interest in me. I'm married with kids. Happily. Dont wander on the wife and dont think I ever could. BUT, this gal had me mezmerized. Something about her, cant really explain it. She smelled great and had a beautiful smile, hair, and veluptuous (not at all "fat") body. I realized I was getting pretty damned attracted to her and decided I had to put the brakes on. I told my buddies we should go check out another bar or two. We left, that is all. How can you barely know someone and then have a hard time stopping thinking about her? Wierd stuff. Had to share.

pussy

keg in kc · 03-01-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I was in a restaurant this weekend and had an odd experience that I've never had before. I saw a person who I'm pretty sure was a woman, but I wasn't positive. Probably 90 percent sure it was a woman, but one of those who is small and flat-chested and with a very short haircut. But the really weird thing is that if it was a woman, she was kind of cute, which was very disturbing in the 10 percent chance that I was wrong.

Perhaps shehe was a hermaphrodite, in which case you were right. And wrong.

JD10367 · 03-01-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I get smitten all the time. A couple of months ago it was Zoe Saldana. But it was like she didn't even know I exist. I was crushed.

She likes it if you send lots of flowers and cholocates and notes about how she's meant to be with you. And stand outside her house a lot.

JD10367 · 03-01-2010, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I was in a restaurant this weekend and had an odd experience that I've never had before. I saw a person who I'm pretty sure was a woman, but I wasn't positive. Probably 90 percent sure it was a woman, but one of those who is small and flat-chested and with a very short haircut. But the really weird thing is that if it was a woman, she was kind of cute, which was very disturbing in the 10 percent chance that I was wrong.

Obvious Disclaimer: I'm married, so of course any observations in restaurants are merely observations, with no actions following. This is especially true if I'm not 100 percent sure of the gender.

It's only gay if your balls touch. And you can still claim total innocence until after you get the BJ, when you reach for the goodies.

SenselessChiefsFan · 03-01-2010, 12:21 PM

I have been a few situations like that. I am a real estate appraiser and meet a lot of people. I have had a couple throw out strong hints. I even took one to lunch. I told myself that I wasn't sure she was into me.... but I knew it. She asked me back to her house again after lunch and said she had some other stuff to show me.... I politely declined and told her that I had another appointment I had to get to. That is the most tempted I have been. I have had other situations, but none so clear. None so available. None so incredibly attractive.

I also had a gay football player try to pick me up when I appraised his house. When I told him I was married, he told me that some women like to watch their husband with another man. I had to make sure not to have an overly negative reaction. If I had too big of a reaction, then, he could have claimed I was 'bias' in my opinion of value. And, I knew the value was coming in low. So, I just told him I would ask her and get back to him.... then got the heck out of there.

03-01-2010, 11:59 AM
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $554112	You ever get smitten and have to put on the brakes? So I'm out of town this past weekend. I end up at a sports type restaurant/bar with a couple of buddies I went with. We are there watching tv for 3 or 4 hours, and in that time this gorgeous brunette sitting right behind me starts smiling when I walk by and in general, taking an interest in me. I'm married with kids. Happily. Dont wander on the wife and dont think I ever could. BUT, this gal had me mezmerized. Something about her, cant really explain it. She smelled great and had a beautiful smile, hair, and veluptuous (not at all "fat") body. I realized I was getting pretty damned attracted to her and decided I had to put the brakes on. I told my buddies we should go check out another bar or two. We left, that is all. How can you barely know someone and then have a hard time stopping thinking about her? Wierd stuff. Had to share.
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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-752449 VARSITY	I was in a restaurant this weekend and had an odd experience that I've never had before. I saw a person who I'm pretty sure was a woman, but I wasn't positive. Probably 90 percent sure it was a woman, but one of those who is small and flat-chested and with a very short haircut. But the really weird thing is that if it was a woman, she was kind of cute, which was very disturbing in the 10 percent chance that I was wrong. Obvious Disclaimer: I'm married, so of course any observations in restaurants are merely observations, with no actions following. This is especially true if I'm not 100 percent sure of the gender. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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03-01-2010, 12:21 PM	#15
SenselessChiefsFan MVP Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10005450	I have been a few situations like that. I am a real estate appraiser and meet a lot of people. I have had a couple throw out strong hints. I even took one to lunch. I told myself that I wasn't sure she was into me.... but I knew it. She asked me back to her house again after lunch and said she had some other stuff to show me.... I politely declined and told her that I had another appointment I had to get to. That is the most tempted I have been. I have had other situations, but none so clear. None so available. None so incredibly attractive. I also had a gay football player try to pick me up when I appraised his house. When I told him I was married, he told me that some women like to watch their husband with another man. I had to make sure not to have an overly negative reaction. If I had too big of a reaction, then, he could have claimed I was 'bias' in my opinion of value. And, I knew the value was coming in low. So, I just told him I would ask her and get back to him.... then got the heck out of there.
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