Life Advice please

Delano · 08-02-2010, 10:04 AM

Guys, I'm ****ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and
haven't been able to score a better job than a
****ing cook at a local fast food joint. What
makes it worse is that I live in a small town so
business is pretty limited, and where I work is
the only place that'll hire high school graduates.
I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually
drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've
ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only
other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have
repressed lust for one of my best friends too;
she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern
bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been
friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend,
besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only
hanging around me because he is mentally
challenged. I guess he's the only one that can
tolerate me. And what makes this all ****ing
worse is that I live in a ****ing pineapple under
the sea.
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Demonpenz · 08-02-2010, 10:08 AM

Move... you are twenty.

Fritz88 · 08-02-2010, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Move... you are twenty.

Proof of a person replying before reading the entire post.

Fritz88 · 08-02-2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Delano

Guys, I'm ****ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and
haven't been able to score a better job than a
****ing cook at a local fast food joint. What
makes it worse is that I live in a small town so
business is pretty limited, and where I work is
the only place that'll hire high school graduates.
I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually
drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've
ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only
other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have
repressed lust for one of my best friends too;
she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern
bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been
friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend,
besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only
hanging around me because he is mentally
challenged. I guess he's the only one that can
tolerate me. And what makes this all ****ing
worse is that I live in a ****ing pineapple under
the sea.
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Delano, I almost started feeling bad for you. Punk ass.

Delano · 08-02-2010, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Move... you are twenty.

Thanks RockStar.
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Demonpenz · 08-02-2010, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Delano

Thanks RockStar.
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Alright.. you got me double with the rockstar comment triple if you count the fact I know what spongebob is and I have no kids.

Sofa King · 08-02-2010, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Alright.. you got me double with the rockstar comment triple if you count the fact I know what spongebob is and I have no kids.

you know who he is because that show is ****ing awesome. Spongebob & patrick FTMFW!

Delano · 08-02-2010, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Alright.. you got me double with the rockstar comment triple if you count the fact I know what spongebob is and I have no kids.

A master of his craft.

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Simply Red · 08-02-2010, 10:40 AM

still though, you cntlld + 'J' in word, .... the article, right?

Delano · 08-02-2010, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

still though, you cntlld + 'J' in word, .... the article, right?

I don't know what Ctrl+J does, but this is not an original story.
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blaise · 08-02-2010, 10:47 AM

You're not just a fry cook. You're the best fry cook.

Demonpenz · 08-02-2010, 10:48 AM

Patrick is Dober from the hit show "coach!"

vailpass · 08-02-2010, 10:56 AM

Your penny pinching boss is showing you how to be a businessman if only you would listen. Your options might expand if you would buckle down and pass your driving test. Seriously, who goes to driving school for 10 years in a row and flunks every time?
Oh, and that girl friend you have a crush on? Not a chance, she doesn't dig guys. She's a nut crusher.

**Iowanian** · 08-02-2010, 11:07 AM

I'm not going to lie, I had the name of the regular I thought you were posting this for in mind about 3 lines in.

vailpass · 08-02-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'm not going to lie, I had the name of the regular I thought you were posting this for in mind about 3 lines in.

Welllllll....who?

08-02-2010, 10:04 AM
Delano [b]Supporter[/b] Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape Casino cash: $7695015	Advice please Guys, I'm **ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all ing worse is that I live in a *ing pineapple under the sea. Posted via Mobile Device*
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08-02-2010, 10:08 AM	#2
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-383864	Move... you are twenty. __________________
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Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	still though, you cntlld + 'J' in word, .... the article, right?
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08-02-2010, 10:47 AM	#11
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08-02-2010, 10:48 AM	#12
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-383864	Patrick is Dober from the hit show "coach!" __________________
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08-02-2010, 10:56 AM	#13
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	Your penny pinching boss is showing you how to be a businessman if only you would listen. Your options might expand if you would buckle down and pass your driving test. Seriously, who goes to driving school for 10 years in a row and flunks every time? Oh, and that girl friend you have a crush on? Not a chance, she doesn't dig guys. She's a nut crusher.
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08-02-2010, 11:07 AM	#14
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1678454	I'm not going to lie, I had the name of the regular I thought you were posting this for in mind about 3 lines in.
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