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Horseplay in Pittsburgh!
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/...niature-horse/
A central Pennsylvania man is accused of having sexual intercourse with a miniature horse. According to a release from Ephrata Police, 21-year-old Travis L. Wagner is charged with burglary and sexual intercourse with an animal. On Aug. 16, police were called to Indiantown Road in West Cocalico Township. Witnesses said they saw a man park near a barn, enter the structure for a short time and leave. Police were given the suspect’s license plate number. When police made contact with Wagner, he admitted that he had entered the barn for the purpose of engaging in sexual intercourse with a miniature horse that lived inside. He was arraigned on Aug. 29 before Magisterial District Judge Nancy Hammil, where he was released on $5,000 unsecured bail. The Burglary charge carries a maximum penalty of not more than 10 years in prison, and the Sexual Intercourse with Animal charge carries a maximum sentence of not more than two years in prison. |
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You don't have to post EVERY story you come across.
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The ol' Yinzer in a Lipizzaner.
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Are you accusing gblow of something?
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In Search of a Life
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Nay means nay. That poor horse.
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
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And LongWolf bitches at me for starting a thread.
SMH
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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Lil Sebastian???
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Wasted away again...
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Go Beavers!
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I don't know why but the sentence about entering a barn where a miniature horse "lived" cracks me up. I had a vision of this horse having a house like set up in the barn.
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Something to tell us?
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Out Gunning CP's Fandom Police
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Midget / dwarf wearing a Broncos Jersey maybe?
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Burglary is defined as "enters unlawfully or remains unlawfully" in or upon a building or inhabitable structure.
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Draft a QB
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Defendant Attorney: What will bail be set at your honor?
Judge: Oh he's gonna have to pony up.
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