Life My ex e-mailed me and my wife saw it....now what?

MMXcalibur · 08-14-2013, 08:38 PM

We were sitting down to eat and I had the laptop in front of me and I was opening my e-mail up. I left it open and went to get a drink when my wife casually walked past my laptop and noticed the e-mail open on my screen.

Suffice to say, she saw the email and got pretty jealous that I was still communicating with my ex from years ago. Here was the email:

Quote:

Hey
My name is Veronika. I think that you are success having received from me the letter a little. I can explain as I have received your email. I to you only want to tell that I went dating agency and me a distance your e-mail.
Whether I think that you is nothing I write to you and I only want to ask you really you the single man who wants to find the female?
I as want to want to searchthe relations, with the real and fair person.
I to you as want to tell that to me of 29 years and I think that my age won't confuse you. I only want to tell that if you are more senior me you shouldn't be afraid of the age because than the person is more adult that it more cleverly and much more seriously to concern search to the significant other. I think that wasn't mistaken in you and we will learn about each other further. I only want to ask you you would like that our acquaintance proceeded? I will be glad if you want to write to me and I will wait from you the {%ROTmessage|answer%} [email protected].
I wish you health and have good care Take care, you new friend Veronika

Fat Elvis · 08-14-2013, 08:40 PM

You pay for porn, don't you?

**Bugeater** · 08-14-2013, 08:40 PM

PIIHB

RINGLEADER · 08-14-2013, 08:41 PM

Alex Smith's accuracy is wowing fans...

lcarus · 08-14-2013, 08:41 PM

That bitch can really not write can she? Holy lord.

HoneyBadger · 08-14-2013, 08:41 PM

A 3 some is in the works.

HoneyBadger · 08-14-2013, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

That bitch can really not write can she? Holy lord.

Thank God he dumped her.

**notorious** · 08-14-2013, 08:42 PM

Tell her the truth.

Jakemall · 08-14-2013, 08:44 PM

http://www.antiarnaques.org/en/verif...ficielle/64941

FAKE

**TribalElder** · 08-14-2013, 08:46 PM

Now what you ask...... Divorce

lcarus · 08-14-2013, 08:47 PM

Honestly the best course of action is to make fun of her terrible writing reerunation WITH your wife. Unless the reerun is hotter, in which case you could buy some bleach, a passport, 2 tickets to Sandals in Jamaica and murder the old lady with the claw end of a hammer.

TLO · 08-14-2013, 08:47 PM

My love Gunther, I very strongly love you and I very strongly miss you. I apologize that I late write to you, I want to tell that I have good news. I want to tell you that I from you received today money and I could set the seal in embassy. I am very strongly grateful to you that you help me and I want to tell you that I am very strongly glad that now I will come to you and I will be with you and both of us will be happy. I want to tell you that we together with the aunt went to transfer the ticket and the next day when I will be able to come to you, it will be on April 25. I send you flight data: 11:15a SVO Moscow-12:35p FRA Frankfurt Aeroflot-Russian Airlines 2300 Economy/Coach (G) Airbus A320 SEAT Preview arrival Thu, flight time 3h 20m. I am glad that everything goes well and we will be together soon. I as want to tell you that I love you and I will be glad to embrace you. I want to tell you that it will perfectly be together with you. I as want to tell you that I when I will pass customs, I as will have to show money and I want to tell you that for safety I put money in the cash card that I could bring safely them to you and return. I am very strongly glad that everything goes well and I will be together with you soon and I will love you and I will think of you. I as hope that perfectly will be rather with you and to love you. I hope that you are happy and I will be glad to embrace you. I strongly love you and I send you a big kiss. With love your Anastasiya!!!

GESteve · 08-14-2013, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakemall

http://www.antiarnaques.org/en/verif...ficielle/64941

FAKE

Thanks Jakeoffmall we are all safe thanks to your CSI investigation

Jakemall · 08-14-2013, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GESteve

Thanks Jackoffmail we are all safe thanks to your CSI investigation

You might be..but I was worried about Clay tbh.

Sannyasi · 08-14-2013, 08:59 PM

You've gotten yourself into a pickle, but I think at this point its best just to come clean. Be honest and let her know that you aren't the really you the single man who wants to find the female after all.

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08-14-2013, 08:47 PM	#11
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-1979887	Honestly the best course of action is to make fun of her terrible writing reerunation WITH your wife. Unless the reerun is hotter, in which case you could buy some bleach, a passport, 2 tickets to Sandals in Jamaica and murder the old lady with the claw end of a hammer.
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08-14-2013, 08:47 PM	#12
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $-2620000	My love Gunther, I very strongly love you and I very strongly miss you. I apologize that I late write to you, I want to tell that I have good news. I want to tell you that I from you received today money and I could set the seal in embassy. I am very strongly grateful to you that you help me and I want to tell you that I am very strongly glad that now I will come to you and I will be with you and both of us will be happy. I want to tell you that we together with the aunt went to transfer the ticket and the next day when I will be able to come to you, it will be on April 25. I send you flight data: 11:15a SVO Moscow-12:35p FRA Frankfurt Aeroflot-Russian Airlines 2300 Economy/Coach (G) Airbus A320 SEAT Preview arrival Thu, flight time 3h 20m. I am glad that everything goes well and we will be together soon. I as want to tell you that I love you and I will be glad to embrace you. I want to tell you that it will perfectly be together with you. I as want to tell you that I when I will pass customs, I as will have to show money and I want to tell you that for safety I put money in the cash card that I could bring safely them to you and return. I am very strongly glad that everything goes well and I will be together with you soon and I will love you and I will think of you. I as hope that perfectly will be rather with you and to love you. I hope that you are happy and I will be glad to embrace you. I strongly love you and I send you a big kiss. With love your Anastasiya!!!
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Sannyasi Veteran Join Date: Jan 2010 Casino cash: $9963714	You've gotten yourself into a pickle, but I think at this point its best just to come clean. Be honest and let her know that you aren't the really you the single man who wants to find the female after all.
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