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Old 04-24-2023, 04:47 PM  
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Old 04-24-2023, 04:54 PM   #2
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So I was 17 and I farted really loud and it suddenly felt like I had laid an egg, like I was sitting on a tennis ball in my bed, like I was lying on top of one
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I couldn't get comfortable and I'm walking around and I feel like something is, like did I sh**t myself? Like something is out.
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She continued: 'Turns out my uterus fell out, which doesn't usually happen until your in your mid 70s when your pelvic floor decides it has given up.
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'Turns out when you push when you poop, it weakens your pelvic floor so much that your uterus could fall out or your rectum and you just have to stick it back in.'


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Old 04-24-2023, 04:58 PM   #3
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Old 04-24-2023, 04:59 PM   #4
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Old 04-24-2023, 04:59 PM   #5
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