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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:43 PM   #106
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:43 PM   #107
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I was going to stay off this thread, but...

SR, I'm sure ur a nice guy, (w/ clean sheets and sexy hands to boot-lol), u should do fine w/ this girl once u get the ball rolling... just be urself.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:43 PM   #108
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Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.
no shit.


It doesn't take all of the pillowbitery and deception.


You're a grown man, she's a game proven broad by your account. Ask her if she wants to come over, have some pig n blanket, mac n cheese.

She'll either deny the invite which is a pretty good hint, or she'll have a nice evening...or help you out of your pants. Its not rocket science.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:54 PM   #109
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no shit.


It doesn't take all of the pillowbitery and deception.


You're a grown man, she's a game proven broad by your account. Ask her if she wants to come over, have some pig n blanket, mac n cheese.

She'll either deny the invite which is a pretty good hint, or she'll have a nice evening...or help you out of your pants. Its not rocket science.
TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?
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That seems like a harmless way to kick things off.


You're not new to this, I'm not sure what the need for this is other than maybe some attention.

I think the cookies is a good idea, but I'm no pimp like Gochiefs and mecca.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:55 PM   #111
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TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?
Did she think you were funny when you met her?
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:56 PM   #112
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Jesus, just say "come over and hang out."

She's not going to say no.

Then you start making out. Don't be a pussy.

This one is practically begging for it. If you can't close this you are truly inept. You don't even have to drive anywhere where there are gay receptionists.
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TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?
Baking cookies is lame...ask her if she can come over and help you stuff a sausage.
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Jesus, just say "come over and hang out."

She's not going to say no.

Then you start making out. Don't be a pussy.

This one is practically begging for it. If you can't close this you are truly inept. You don't even have to drive anywhere where there are gay receptionists.
I hate to say it, but Douchebag is pretty close to the mark here.
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I hate to say it, but Douchebag is pretty close to the mark here.
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This thread should have been made to only be advice from III, Meatpeeker and the king of the chocolate hogs.....as a testament to planet advice of virgins past.
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Ask her over to your place for dinner. Make a nice sensual meal. Have great sex. Rinse and repeat.
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Hmmm. Maybe ask her out on a date?


Why is this thread 8 pages long when the correct answers were given in the first 2 replies?

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Did she think you were funny when you met her?
no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
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Don't think too much about it. That's the best and easiest way to completely **** things up. Just talk to her, be yourself. Texting is a great thing. If you do invite her over, be casual about it, don't try to turn yourself into emeril to impress her with your l33t baking skills. Chocolate chip cookies with fua gras are not a good idea.
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Baking cookies is lame...ask her if she can come over and help you stuff a sausage.
I'm not really going to bake cookies, it's sort of a joke, <- maybe that needs to be via phone conv. vs. text.
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