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Old 08-04-2009, 02:43 PM   #1
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Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.
no shit.


It doesn't take all of the pillowbitery and deception.


You're a grown man, she's a game proven broad by your account. Ask her if she wants to come over, have some pig n blanket, mac n cheese.

She'll either deny the invite which is a pretty good hint, or she'll have a nice evening...or help you out of your pants. Its not rocket science.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:54 PM   #2
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no shit.


It doesn't take all of the pillowbitery and deception.


You're a grown man, she's a game proven broad by your account. Ask her if she wants to come over, have some pig n blanket, mac n cheese.

She'll either deny the invite which is a pretty good hint, or she'll have a nice evening...or help you out of your pants. Its not rocket science.
TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:55 PM   #3
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TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?
Did she think you were funny when you met her?
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:01 PM   #4
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Did she think you were funny when you met her?
no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #5
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no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
And you're asking for instructions why exactly? Dork.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:06 PM   #6
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And you're asking for instructions why exactly? Dork.
well, My neighbor is going outta town, right? This weekend, and that's how I got her digits. Something like: 'Hey Christie, You'd better have my number since she's gonna be gone, you know? in case you need anything'

to which she replied:

"What's your #?

I just called you, you'll have a missed-call."
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #7
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no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
so....you should have titled your thread "Please pat me on the back as I'm about to land my neighbor's temportary roomate."
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:04 PM   #8
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no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
Dude, you're so money.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:06 PM   #9
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Dude, you're so money.
not so much.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:07 PM   #10
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Dude, you're so money.


Seriously, can't you just see SR as a character in Swingers ?
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:56 PM   #11
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TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?
Baking cookies is lame...ask her if she can come over and help you stuff a sausage.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:02 PM   #12
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Baking cookies is lame...ask her if she can come over and help you stuff a sausage.
I'm not really going to bake cookies, it's sort of a joke, <- maybe that needs to be via phone conv. vs. text.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:04 PM   #13
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I'm not really going to bake cookies, it's sort of a joke, <- maybe that needs to be via phone conv. vs. text.
I figured...mine was a bit of a joke as well.
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