Jackoff Material for all the Mark Sanchez Lovers

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Chiefnj2

That's the gayest hoodie I've ever seen. Bruno must have designed it.

Do people really spend $290 for a tank top. Wow.

People in The People's Republic of Kalifornia might.

And you really looked through the link at the prices of these items?

[Pablo]

FLIP ON ESPN NOW.

SANCHEZ ON DISPLAY.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

NEWS FLASH:

The world of fashion is a goofy institution filled with clothing that most everyday people do not wear.

Thank you, that is all.

[Dylan]

Waiting for some other shoes to drop -- Media play catch up and one-upmanship ... Culture of the Daily News & NY Post.


Los Angeles Times: USC's Mark Sanchez has more than pads on his shoulders

Sanchez was arrested on suspicion of sexual assault but never charged; authorities cited a lack of evidence. But the episode was an important wake-up call.

"It taught me a lot about this position and how to be a leader on and off the field. In social situations as well," Sanchez says. "Any kind of incident, negative media attention, can easily affect how you're playing and what people perceive you as."

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/dec...sanchez29?pg=3

Just getting ready... that's all.

be truthful. in one of 43,690 threads on Sanchez, anyone spoke out against this? .... just taking a few notes ...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Dylan

Waiting for some other shoes to drop -- Media play catch up and one-upmanship ... Culture of the Daily News & NY Post.


Los Angeles Times: USC's Mark Sanchez has more than pads on his shoulders


http://articles.latimes.com/2008/dec...sanchez29?pg=3

Just getting ready... that's all.

be truthful. in one of 43,690 threads on Sanchez, anyone spoke out against this? .... just taking a few notes ...

[Pioli Zombie]

Why is Obama wasting time visiting with the Steelers anyway? Doesn't he realize that the Jets are now the champions? In fact they are a dynasty. Sanchez is not restricted by time the way humans are.
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Why is Obama wasting time visiting with the Steelers anyway? Doesn't he realize that the Jets are now the champions? In fact they are a dynasty. Sanchez is not restricted by time the way humans are.
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You are correct. He IS the first intra-dimensional Quarterback in the History of the NFL.
This is very useful, as he can snap, throw, and yes CATCH the ball all by himself by slightly warping the space-time continuum.

[Dylan]

guys-- you're so funny! !!

that's why i love this place ... comic relief 24/7

never belonged to a Giants forum in my life ...

[Pioli Zombie]

Sanchez will ride into New York on a donkey as crowds wave palms at him. He will turn Perrier into Dom Perignon. He will bring sight to Gov Patterson.
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Sanchez will ride into New York on a donkey as crowds wave palms at him. He will turn Perrier into Dom Perignon. He will bring sight to Gov Patterson.
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Simultaneously, PZ. Simultaneously.

[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Simultaneously, PZ. Simultaneously.

10 million people in NYC will simultaneously have an orgasm.
Ed Sullivan will come back to life to introduce him
"New York has never been a witness to as much excitement as this. The Beatles weren't shit compared to this young man who has taken the city by storm with his unparalleled resume, having played over 16 college football games!!!!!"
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

10 million people in NYC will simultaneously have an orgasm.
Ed Sullivan will come back to life to introduce him
"New York has never been a witness to as much excitement as this. The Beatles weren't shit compared to this young man who has taken the city by storm with his unparalleled resume, having played over 16 college football games!!!!!"
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And the Doors WITH Jim Morrison will be invited back to the Sullivan Show, and they will provide the musical backdrop to the mass of humanity parade that will follow Sanchez down Avenue of the Americas and all the way to the lower east side where Sanchez will take the outdoor stage at Thompkins Square Park and begin jamming "Raw Power" with Iggy and The while simultaneously throwing laser-guided, free NFL-spec footballs to all in attendance, be they in the front or 20 city blocks away.

His Will Be Done.

[Dylan]

Developing ... Martin Scorsese to make Mark Sanchez dream come true!

[Pioli Zombie]

Sanchez is in negotiations with The Father to come down riding on a cloud as the trumpets call. And out of Zions hill Mark Sanchez comes.
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez

(Big finish)

Behold he comes riding on a cloud as the trumpet calls

And out of Zions Hill Mark Sanchez comes!!!!!!!!!
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Sanchez is in negotiations with The Father to come down riding on a cloud as the trumpets call. And out of Zions hill Mark Sanchez comes.
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez

(Big finish)

Behold he comes riding on a cloud as the trumpet calls

And out of Zions Hill Mark Sanchez comes!!!!!!!!!
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YES!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnHksDFHTQI