Jackoff Material for all the Mark Sanchez Lovers

[doomy3]

You're welcome guys.

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Sanchez will ride into New York on a donkey as crowds wave palms at him. He will turn Perrier into Dom Perignon. He will bring sight to Gov Patterson.
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Simultaneously, PZ. Simultaneously.

[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Simultaneously, PZ. Simultaneously.

10 million people in NYC will simultaneously have an orgasm.
Ed Sullivan will come back to life to introduce him
"New York has never been a witness to as much excitement as this. The Beatles weren't shit compared to this young man who has taken the city by storm with his unparalleled resume, having played over 16 college football games!!!!!"
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[Dylan]

Developing ... Martin Scorsese to make Mark Sanchez dream come true!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

10 million people in NYC will simultaneously have an orgasm.
Ed Sullivan will come back to life to introduce him
"New York has never been a witness to as much excitement as this. The Beatles weren't shit compared to this young man who has taken the city by storm with his unparalleled resume, having played over 16 college football games!!!!!"
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And the Doors WITH Jim Morrison will be invited back to the Sullivan Show, and they will provide the musical backdrop to the mass of humanity parade that will follow Sanchez down Avenue of the Americas and all the way to the lower east side where Sanchez will take the outdoor stage at Thompkins Square Park and begin jamming "Raw Power" with Iggy and The while simultaneously throwing laser-guided, free NFL-spec footballs to all in attendance, be they in the front or 20 city blocks away.

His Will Be Done.

[Pioli Zombie]

Sanchez is in negotiations with The Father to come down riding on a cloud as the trumpets call. And out of Zions hill Mark Sanchez comes.
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez

(Big finish)

Behold he comes riding on a cloud as the trumpet calls

And out of Zions Hill Mark Sanchez comes!!!!!!!!!
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Sanchez is in negotiations with The Father to come down riding on a cloud as the trumpets call. And out of Zions hill Mark Sanchez comes.
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez

(Big finish)

Behold he comes riding on a cloud as the trumpet calls

And out of Zions Hill Mark Sanchez comes!!!!!!!!!
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YES!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnHksDFHTQI

[Dylan]

And The People Rose Up to Play




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