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Old 10-14-2009, 09:32 AM   Topic Starter
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Sooo, my girl shattered the tail light on my Charger.
So a girl I have been casual dating for a few months needed to have her car worked on. So I let her drive my car, and I drove hers into work so we could fix it. Well the second morning she had it, she backed it into a tree in her yard . So my first new car ever, I bought it less than a year ago, has a broken rear tail light, and scratches on the bumper. It was at her house, but im not gonna make them pay for it, because the deductible from his home owners insurance is probably at least $500, and it will probably cost me 3-400 depending. It's funny because I am pretty OCD about my cars, but in these situations you can do nothing but laugh. I did get a kick out of how scared she was to tell me, she felt really bad, but hey that's life.
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:34 AM   #2
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Kick yourself in the balls for letting a woman drive your car....

That sucks man...
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:38 AM   #3
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:35 AM   #4
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:36 AM   #5
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:37 AM   #6
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:52 AM   #7
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Agreed.

So I guess 'this x 4' is appropriate.

Hell, you can probably PIIHB after this episode. Afterall, she ruined your car's rear end. Turnabout is fair play...
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:45 AM   #8
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You might hold off on the blow jobs till your balls heal up.
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Screw the BJ. She shattered your tail, you need to shatter her tail.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:57 PM   #10
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:35 AM   #11
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homeowners would cover that, if anything your insurance company would pay for the tree if it was damaged
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:35 AM   #12
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:45 AM   #13
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:44 AM   #15
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