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Old 11-21-2016, 02:47 PM   Topic Starter
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A thread to make you feel like a disgusting pervert.
My hometown newspaper had an article about this beauty queen. Before you make ANY comments - ANY COMMENTS AT ALL - read the spoiler.



My spoiler for you.
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:49 PM   #2
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:52 PM   #3
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You didn't read the spoiler first, did you?
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:53 PM   #4
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You didn't read the spoiler first, did you?
Yes I did.

I didn't say "would", I said "wood".

But that said, I'd be all over that like a rat on a Cheeto.
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:55 PM   #5
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Yes I did.

I didn't say "would", I said "wood".

But that said, I'd be all over that like a rat on a Cheeto.
7th graders are like 12 years old. Don't be a sick ****.
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:58 PM   #6
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:50 PM   #7
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I don't think she's pretty but she does look mature as hell.

I had assumed she was 28 or so.
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:52 PM   #8
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I don't think she's pretty but she does look mature as hell.

I had assumed she was 28 or so.
Yeah, that's just not what nature intended for that age range. Good for her, but ... that's not what nature intended.
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Old 11-21-2016, 03:02 PM   #9
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Yeah, that's just not what nature intended for that age range. Good for her, but ... that's not what nature intended.
Who knows what nature had intended for her. Without all the makeup she might look like a really pretty 7th grader. My daughter was that way when she was that age. She was a real pretty girl but with some makeup she would look like a drop dead gorgeous 20 something. I put the brakes on that shit real fast.
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Old 11-21-2016, 03:23 PM   #10
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Yeah, that's just not what nature intended for that age range. Good for her, but ... that's not what nature intended.
I feel like nature intended for us to get eaten by a sabercat somewhere around 30 years old. That's why our joints fall to shit by 35; we just weren't built to last that long.

So if nature figured we'd get consumed by our 30s, then 12 seems like about the time it should start making girls hot.

Then again, nature is a cruel bitch sometimes so I'm not inclined to assign her benevolent motives at any point...
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:53 PM   #11
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No where does is it say how old she is, only what grade. Since she enters these pageants, I assume she is pretty stupid.
There's a 10% chance she could be 18. Especially since we are talking about Missouri.
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:57 PM   #12
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"The title of Miss Missouri Junior High School America was awarded to St. James Middle School student Abilene Lortz, who also won Most Photogenic, People's Choice, Overall Private Interview, Overall Fashion Runway, and Overall Evening Gown."

It seems like they should get rid of that competition. They're just asking for trouble on that one.
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Old 11-21-2016, 02:57 PM   #13
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No where does is it say how old she is, only what grade. Since she enters these pageants, I assume she is pretty stupid. There's a 10% chance she could be 18.
Well, I guess that's possible. I wonder if Miss Junior High is like Little League where you have to provide a birth certificate. Do Puerto Ricans tend to win the national Miss Junior High pageant?
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There's a 10% chance she could be 18. Especially since we are talking about Missouri.
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