I just put some icy hot on my groin area

**Saulbadguy** · 05-13-2005, 12:21 PM

and it got on my coin purse. It BURNS like hell!!!

JimNasium · 05-13-2005, 12:22 PM

Dumbass.

**Bob Dole** · 05-13-2005, 12:24 PM

Nothing like locker room pranking yourself after letting a squirrel eat your brain.

Phuqtard..

PastorMikH · 05-13-2005, 12:25 PM

Here's your sign...

foxman · 05-13-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Here's your sign...

Kerberos · 05-13-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BobChief

Nothing like locker room pranking yourself after letting a squirrel eat your brain.

Phuqtard..

Seems to me I remeber some of the Junior class football players when I was a freshman put some ICY-HOT in one of the Senior cornerbacks jock during our preseason training before practice. The guy got dressed and all the way to the bus and bout the time he sat down his face turned BEET RED and was running all the way back to the locker room with his shorts down and holding his coinsack and screaming ...

It was pretty damn funny back then .... I'm sure it would have been less amusing had the joke been on ME!

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**Bob Dole** · 05-13-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

It was pretty damn funny back then .... I'm sure it would have been less amusing had the joke been on ME!

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It was an almost daily prank at football practice, except Icy Hot hadn't been invented. The goo was called Atom Balm.

Kerberos · 05-13-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BobChief

It was an almost daily prank at football practice, except Icy Hot hadn't been invented. The goo was called Atom Balm.

This was in the early 80's and I don't remember if it was actually called Icy-Hot .. but I kinda think it was ... or I just use that term cause it was the same chit and that is what I remember?

Give me a couple of beers and I will trade locker room stories with ya?

Bring Psycosis in on this ... oh wait .. he wouldn't want to hear locker room humor ?

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Eleazar · 05-13-2005, 12:23 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's done this.

badgirl · 05-13-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

and it got on my coin purse. It BURNS like hell!!!

OUCH!! Did you put your cloths back on after you applied the icy hot??

Just pour some alchol on it, I hear it cools it down.

J/K

Just get your girl to blow you

Kclee · 05-13-2005, 12:24 PM

You have a coin purse?

**alanm** · 05-13-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee

You have a coin purse?

My respect for Saul has fallen somewhat now.

**Saulbadguy** · 05-13-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

OUCH!! Did you put your cloths back on after you applied the icy hot??

Yes. I probably shouldn't have done that. Of course now the sensation has moved to "icy". They should call it "hot icy" instead of "icy hot". The HOT comes first.

"I'm feeling a sensation that is all together new to me..and frankly, I LIIIIIIIKE it!"

badgirl · 05-13-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

Yes. I probably shouldn't have done that. Of course now the sensation has moved to "icy". They should call it "hot icy" instead of "icy hot". The HOT comes first.

"I'm feeling a sensation that is all together new to me..and frankly, I LIIIIIIIKE it!"

Hurts so good huh??

I remember when my mom used that stuff and she put her robe on one night and it almost blistered her back. I hope your naked right now for your sake.

jspchief · 05-13-2005, 12:26 PM

Heh. Reminds me of the time I crushed up some peppers to put on my pizza. We didn't have any store bought crushed red pepper, so my mom gave me some dried peppers and told me to crush them up and use them. I did it with my bare hands.

A few hours later, I was at the bar, and my dick just started burning like hell. I finally realized it was because the oil was still on my hands, and when I took a piss, it got on my unit.

Not a fun night.

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jspchief BAMF Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Your Face Casino cash: $9998710	Heh. Reminds me of the time I crushed up some peppers to put on my pizza. We didn't have any store bought crushed red pepper, so my mom gave me some dried peppers and told me to crush them up and use them. I did it with my bare hands. A few hours later, I was at the bar, and my dick just started burning like hell. I finally realized it was because the oil was still on my hands, and when I took a piss, it got on my unit. Not a fun night. __________________ Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
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