Show us your most serious injury with MS Paint!

[alnorth]

We all have those stories of personal trauma or a journey into the inner depths of pain, but sometimes you just cant find someone who cares enough to listen to your tale of woe.

Further, perhaps you also fancy yourself an artist and have mastered that most wonderful of inventions, MS Paint. With many an oval and well-placed spray can feature, you can create a sight to dazzle the eyes.

Sadly, there never was a way to combine the two... untill now.

[alnorth]

A long time ago right after a big snow, my brothers and I somehow convinced our dad that it would be a cool idea if we tied a toboggan to the back of his truck and took turns riding it while driving the back roads.

Well, on my turn he drove maybe a little too fast, and on a turn the toboggan hit a patch of ice and slid right to the ditch, throwing me off to land head-first on a poorly-placed stone.

Once I died.

[RealSNR]

Here's a bird's eye view of my most serious injury ever. Maybe not the most painful, but certainly the most unpleasant.

By the way, I will never eat at a Polish restaurant ever again.

[Hammock Parties]

I've never had a serious injury. The worst thing I ever did was sprain my ankle playing flag football.

[greg63]

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

I've never had a serious injury. The worst thing I ever did was sprain my ankle playing flag football.

...Same here, but only I sprained my ankle running down the stairs at the trade school.

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Were you back to fighting terrorists twenty minutes later?

You've seen my show, haven't you?

[alnorth]

Originally Posted by Phobia

You've seen my show, haven't you?

What killed ya?

[cdcox]

Here is a bad nurse removing my catherter when I had my appendix out.

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by cdcox

Here is a bad nurse removing my catherter when I had my appendix out.

That's pretty wild, because here's the photo of Bob Dole's procedure:

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by cdcox

Here is a bad nurse removing my catherter when I had my appendix out.

JEBUS!

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

JEBUS!

Actually, I'm pretty sure it was the debil.

[CosmicPal]

When I was 8 years old, my brother and I were playing golf in the front yard. I had come back with an armful of golf balls and dropped them by my brother when he took a practice swing and hit me next to my left eye thus shattering my skull and left me hospitalized for a few weeks.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

When I was 8 years old, my brother and I were playing golf in the front yard. I had come back with an armful of golf balls and dropped them by my brother when he took a practice swing and hit me next to my left eye thus shattering my skull and left me hospitalized for a few weeks.

This explains a lot.