Oxycodone is great!

KC Jones · 02-19-2006, 01:24 PM

I have a whole new appreciation for laying around and scratching my butt. Of course, I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm getting a bit worried about that. I drank plenty of prune juice this morning but still no effect. I think I'm going to get some inkling of what it's like to give birth.

wow - I'm turning into Skip.

58-4ever · 02-19-2006, 01:26 PM

drink some caffeine.

KC Jones · 02-19-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

drink some caffeine.

This morning I had 3 cups of coffee and two glasses of prune juice.

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 01:31 PM

I see a prolapsed rectum in your future.

58-4ever · 02-19-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

I see a prolapsed rectum in your future.

That sounds kinda painful.

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

That sounds kinda painful.

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:

* Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus

* Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing

* Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum

Frankie · 02-19-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

I see a prolapsed rectum in your future.

Or, your future in a prolapsed rectum!

nomad · 02-19-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

I have a whole new appreciation for laying around and scratching my butt. Of course, I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm getting a bit worried about that.

Must scratch harder....

chagrin · 02-19-2006, 04:20 PM

I suggest you go right out and rent Trainspotting, there's a nice little 2 or 3 minute bit describing in "solid" detail hwat you are about to experience.

Have fun

**Skip Towne** · 02-19-2006, 04:38 PM

I wish great pain upon you. You deserve it for making fun of a kindly older gentleman such as myself.

58-4ever · 02-19-2006, 04:45 PM

Jesus loves pie

Frankie · 02-19-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

Jesus loves pie

Wrong thread, you lost lamb.

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I wish great pain upon you. You deserve it for making fun of a kindly older gentleman such as myself.

Since when are you kindly OR a gentleman?

greg63 · 02-19-2006, 09:23 PM

Eat an entire bag of that sugar free chocolate candy, or a half gallon of Brahms sugar free ice cream. Then eat at McDonalds. That will get ya goin.

KC Jones · 02-20-2006, 06:48 AM

The epic battle of narcotics vs laxatives has been taken to a new level this morning. 24oz of prune juice followed by coffee. Early reports from scouts indicate a great deal of noise and motion in the enemy camp - it could mean the enemy is going to break camp and run for it! We hope it's a quick and efficient orderly march, rather than the sort of emergency retreat these shock troops are known to effect. Just in case we have a wide open exit strategy complete with books, magazines, matches, and even some dainty flower embroidered hand towels.

Hey, what's better than a poop thread on Monday morning.

02-19-2006, 01:24 PM	Topic Starter
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	Oxycodone is great! I have a whole new appreciation for laying around and scratching my butt. Of course, I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm getting a bit worried about that. I drank plenty of prune juice this morning but still no effect. I think I'm going to get some inkling of what it's like to give birth. wow - I'm turning into Skip.
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greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $6403990	Eat an entire bag of that sugar free chocolate candy, or a half gallon of Brahms sugar free ice cream. Then eat at McDonalds. That will get ya goin. __________________
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02-20-2006, 06:48 AM	#15
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	The epic battle of narcotics vs laxatives has been taken to a new level this morning. 24oz of prune juice followed by coffee. Early reports from scouts indicate a great deal of noise and motion in the enemy camp - it could mean the enemy is going to break camp and run for it! We hope it's a quick and efficient orderly march, rather than the sort of emergency retreat these shock troops are known to effect. Just in case we have a wide open exit strategy complete with books, magazines, matches, and even some dainty flower embroidered hand towels. Hey, what's better than a poop thread on Monday morning.
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