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Old 02-10-2007, 10:47 PM   Topic Starter
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Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

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Old 02-10-2007, 10:49 PM   #2
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Only if I'm really, really tired and I can't see straight. I'd rather sit than clean it up later.

As for it's reflection on my manhood, I don't usually have anyone in there charting it, so I don't know how much it really matters.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:49 PM   #3
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Oh, I should probably add this this is a question for the male CP dwellers.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:49 PM   #4
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The solution is simple.

Have him practice reality therepy and take two steps forward.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:51 PM   #5
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The solution is simple.

Have him practice reality therepy and take two steps forward.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:51 PM   #6
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It depends on where I take a piss and who I want to piss off.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:55 PM   #7
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If Bob Dole wakes up in the night, Bob Dole can't get back to sleep if he turns on any lights. The darkness pretty much mandates a sitting session.

If Bob Dole is drunk and at home, Bob Dole tends to sit, simply to avoid the subsequent cleanup issues.

If Bob Dole had a cleaning wench, Bob Dole would probably choose the "manly" method.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:56 PM   #8
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Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim.
You mean poor piss aim.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:04 PM   #9
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MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:08 PM   #10
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MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!

typical "I'm on the internet so I can say anything I want" response


listen if you think you can't sit down to pee, for any reason, because it intrudes on your "manhood" - Then there are clearly other issues at work.




BTW to answer the thread,

sometimes I sit sometimes I stand
and through it all I've stayed a man.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:13 PM   #11
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typical "I'm on the internet so I can say anything I want" response


listen if you think you can't sit down to pee, for any reason, because it intrudes on your "manhood" - Then there are clearly other issues at work.




BTW to answer the thread,

sometimes I sit sometimes I stand
and through it all I've stayed a man.
I guess the bold letters did not give hint that I was joking
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:10 PM   #12
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It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.
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It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.

example of "other issues at work"
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:19 PM   #14
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example of "other issues at work"
Alright smart ass. What issues? Please expound upon your original hypothesis.

There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.
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It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.
Exactly - the thought has never even crossed my mind.

That being said, if i'm in the midst of a shit and feel the urge to urinate, I will go ahead and pee sitting down.
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