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Old 03-16-2008, 04:19 AM   Topic Starter
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So, Im on this flight tonight...
And unfortunately, I have to fly United Airlines, which isn't normally a bad deal, but they lost my luggage last time, so I had a voucher.

Anyway, I got my seat, which was in economy, and since I am a bit larger... its not so comfortable. So, when the Sky Waitress had passed me, I took the opportunity to upgrade my seat, and moseyed on up to Economy Plus. The seats are a bit bigger and you have more space in between the rows.

Then, this bald headed dweeb has the AUDACITY to tell the stewardess that I moved up into this seat "illegally". What a pussy.

So, after the stewardess tells baldie, that its no big deal... I inform him that I will be waiting for him at the baggage area. I can't believe that some goody two shoes would tattle. What is this 3rd grade?

Anyway, I'm sure he pissed and shat all over himself scared.

Once we landed, he grabbed his carry-ons and scurried out of the plane looking downward the whole time. Then, I saw him cowered far away in the corner and I think he may have tried to take my picture, to have evidence of the man who kicked his ass.

Then, the funniest thing... he had his camera phone out, ran past me as fast as he could, and snapped a picture ... then, grabbed his luggage and then ran up the escalator.

I then walked over to the escalator and yelled at the pussy and flipped the turd the bird. I would have ran after him, but my luggage wasn't on the baggage claim yet.

Seriously, can you believe that? I tell you, its the pussification of America.
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Old 03-16-2008, 04:26 AM   #2
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Old 03-16-2008, 04:57 AM   #3
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Old 03-16-2008, 06:57 AM   #4
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:00 AM   #5
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:01 AM   #6
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Anyway, I got my seat, which was in economy, and since I am a bit larger... its not so comfortable. So, when the Sky Waitress had passed me, I took the opportunity to upgrade my seat, and moseyed on up to Economy Plus. The seats are a bit bigger and you have more space in between the rows.

So, after the stewardess tells baldie, that its no big deal... I inform him that I will be waiting for him at the baggage area. I can't believe that some goody two shoes would tattle. What is this 3rd grade?
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:02 AM   #7
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:11 AM   #8
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:15 AM   #9
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That guy is an idiot, he should have been happy as hell that he didn't have to sit next to a really big dude - there is nothing worse than that on a flight
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:33 AM   #10
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I actually read this thread first, before reading Rain Man's. I thought he was making fun of your thread until I noticed the time of posts.

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Old 03-16-2008, 07:58 AM   #11
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I actually read this thread first, before reading Rain Man's. I thought he was making fun of your thread until I noticed the time of posts.

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That is exactly what I thought.
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Old 03-16-2008, 08:23 AM   #12
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You really wanted to fight the guy over this? Sounds like their could have been a couple of 3rd graders on the flight.
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Old 03-16-2008, 08:36 AM   #13
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You really wanted to fight the guy over this? Sounds like their could have been a couple of 3rd graders on the flight.
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QUOTE=Alphaman;4633153]You really wanted to fight the guy over this? Sounds like their could have been a couple of 3rd graders on the flight.[/QUOTE]

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