Misc The Ultimate Fart Silencer

rrl308 · 12-30-2008, 01:42 AM

What will they think of next?

http://current.com/items/89664786/ul...t_silencer.htm

KCChiefsMan · 12-30-2008, 01:48 AM

hell to the no

Nero's Neptune · 12-30-2008, 01:52 AM

that doesn't seem so practical. I mean, wtf are you going to do? You feel one coming on, so you drop your pants and shove that thing up your ass? yeah...that'll be far less embarrassing than just letting one rip...lol.

Ultra Peanut · 12-30-2008, 01:58 AM

KCChiefsMan · 12-30-2008, 01:59 AM

well the gays would probably like it

redsurfer11 · 12-30-2008, 05:28 AM

There's a Billion people in China. This guy might sell a few of them.At least as a gag item.

Chief Pote · 12-30-2008, 07:29 AM

Okay so you have this thing in.....the fart turns into the real deal, then what? You reach for the instructions, let's hope the manufacturer has addressed accidents.

kepp · 12-30-2008, 07:45 AM

Some funny comments.

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hmm... have the possible embarrassment of audibly breaking wind, or shove a piece of plastic up my ass right before I would break wind in order to silence it.

seclark · 12-30-2008, 07:46 AM

and it appears they come in several different pastel colors for the fashion conscious.
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12-30-2008, 08:01 AM

Don't buy these. They're not re-usable.

**ShortRoundChief** · 12-30-2008, 08:10 AM

I just farted. It wasn't that loud. I think I'll pass.

seclark · 12-30-2008, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Don't buy these. They're not re-usable.

sure they are...after you're done w/them, the kids can use them to keep their crayons in.
your generation just uses something and then throws it away.
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**BigMeatballDave** · 12-30-2008, 08:22 AM

I wonder if this would quiet the shit that comes out of Herms mouth?

12-30-2008, 01:42 AM	Topic Starter
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12-30-2008, 01:48 AM	#2
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	hell to the no
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12-30-2008, 01:52 AM	#3
Nero's Neptune Starter Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	that doesn't seem so practical. I mean, wtf are you going to do? You feel one coming on, so you drop your pants and shove that thing up your ass? yeah...that'll be far less embarrassing than just letting one rip...lol.
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12-30-2008, 01:58 AM	#4
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	__________________
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12-30-2008, 01:59 AM	#5
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	well the gays would probably like it
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12-30-2008, 05:28 AM	#6
redsurfer11 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	There's a Billion people in China. This guy might sell a few of them.At least as a gag item.
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12-30-2008, 07:29 AM	#7
Chief Pote Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Undercover..... Casino cash: $6882638	Okay so you have this thing in.....the fart turns into the real deal, then what? You reach for the instructions, let's hope the manufacturer has addressed accidents.
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12-30-2008, 07:46 AM	#9
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12-30-2008, 08:01 AM	#10
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Don't buy these. They're not re-usable.
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12-30-2008, 08:10 AM	#11
ShortRoundChief Embrace the love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $4087192	I just farted. It wasn't that loud. I think I'll pass.
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12-30-2008, 08:22 AM	#13
BigMeatballDave GBM 8-12-15 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dayton, Oh. Casino cash: $10052154	I wonder if this would quiet the shit that comes out of Herms mouth?
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