Life Nine Words Women Use

teedubya · 08-10-2009, 10:44 PM

To all of you CPers with UBER Female FAIL...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

88TG88 · 08-10-2009, 10:49 PM

damn devils

babygirl21 · 08-11-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

damn devils

greg63 · 08-10-2009, 10:52 PM

YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!!

**Gadzooks** · 08-10-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

I'm no broad but I use Whatever to say F--- YOU! all the time
It's mildly safer than actually saying it.
Almost like saying you're acting like a bitch instead of saying you are a bitch (although in both cases you're probably ****ed)

**BigMeatballDave** · 08-10-2009, 10:56 PM

THIS is my most resent ex to a "T"

Pioli Zombie · 08-11-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

THIS is my most resent ex to a "T"

Stop whining!!!!!
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**cdcox** · 08-10-2009, 11:09 PM

Heh, my wife only uses "Fine" and an occasional "Nothing". And both come with plenty of signals to be veeeery careful. I can live with that.

KCChiefsMan · 08-10-2009, 11:55 PM

these are instances that GoChiefs will never have to worry about. Not sure if I should pity him or envy him.

Hammock Parties · 08-11-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

these are instances that GoChiefs will never have to worry about. Not sure if I should pity him or envy him.

That's right. Women are cum receptacles. To treat them as anything else is dangerous.

Pioli Zombie · 08-11-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

That's right. Women are cum receptacles. To treat them as anything else is dangerous.

Good God Man. One sexual encounter has taken you to this? This is like Patrick Dempsey in Can't Buy Me Love.
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JimNasium · 08-11-2009, 05:42 AM

My thirteen year old daughter pulled the "whatever" card on me on Saturday. Damn that word pisses me off. I think I would have rather had her say FU.

**Skip Towne** · 08-11-2009, 06:13 AM

If they didn't have that furry thing between their legs there would be a bounty on them.

Katipan · 08-11-2009, 06:34 AM

I count 19 words.

Maybe that's the problem. Your 19 looks like 9. Pity for the guys that start at 9.

keg in kc · 08-11-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I count 19 words.

Maybe that's the problem. Your 19 looks like 9. Pity for the guys that start at 9.

I'm confused, I thought for women 4 looked like 6.

08-10-2009, 10:44 PM	Topic Starter
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	Nine Words Women Use To all of you CPers with UBER Female FAIL... (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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08-10-2009, 10:49 PM	#2
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08-10-2009, 10:52 PM	#4
greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $6313990	YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!! __________________
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08-10-2009, 10:56 PM	#6
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08-10-2009, 11:09 PM	#8
cdcox www.nfl-forecast.com Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $-648231	Heh, my wife only uses "Fine" and an occasional "Nothing". And both come with plenty of signals to be veeeery careful. I can live with that.
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08-10-2009, 11:55 PM	#9
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	these are instances that GoChiefs will never have to worry about. Not sure if I should pity him or envy him.
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08-11-2009, 05:42 AM	#12
JimNasium Voodoo Chile Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: At the crossroad Casino cash: $-1033143	My thirteen year old daughter pulled the "whatever" card on me on Saturday. Damn that word pisses me off. I think I would have rather had her say FU.
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08-11-2009, 06:13 AM	#13
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	If they didn't have that furry thing between their legs there would be a bounty on them.
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08-11-2009, 06:34 AM	#14
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-1069649	I count 19 words. Maybe that's the problem. Your 19 looks like 9. Pity for the guys that start at 9. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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