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Hammock Parties · 10-29-2009, 03:43 AM

Dear god.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/1...are-NFL-Truths

An unfortunate repercussion of agreeing to appear in ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue" was that I caught the flu bug after spending an entire day posing for nude pictures alongside tennis star Serena Williams, MMA combatant Gina Carano and surfer Claire Bevilacqua.

That's why there were no NFL Truths last week. I was sick, recovering from what felt like H1N1.
My attorney and FBI investigators are examining the possibility that ESPN executives sprayed germs in my dressing room or contaminated the banana hammock I used to cover myself between pictures.

You wouldn't believe the extreme measures some people are willing to take to stop me from delivering you the Truth about the NFL each week.

I'm back. And thanks to a shot of penicillin, The Truths return bigger, badder and better than ever.

If you like Jason's body, and you think he's sexy ...
(Photo Illustration / FOXSports.com)

**Easy 6** · 10-29-2009, 05:31 AM

I agree on an awful lot with Egolock here... Deion trying to channel Jerry Maguire, Vicks reality show (flat guaranteed to sink him), Favre...

Nice read, Egolock.

10-29-2009, 03:43 AM	Topic Starter
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $830478	Whitlock is sexy. Dear god. http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/1...are-NFL-Truths An unfortunate repercussion of agreeing to appear in ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue" was that I caught the flu bug after spending an entire day posing for nude pictures alongside tennis star Serena Williams, MMA combatant Gina Carano and surfer Claire Bevilacqua. That's why there were no NFL Truths last week. I was sick, recovering from what felt like H1N1. My attorney and FBI investigators are examining the possibility that ESPN executives sprayed germs in my dressing room or contaminated the banana hammock I used to cover myself between pictures. You wouldn't believe the extreme measures some people are willing to take to stop me from delivering you the Truth about the NFL each week. I'm back. And thanks to a shot of penicillin, The Truths return bigger, badder and better than ever. If you like Jason's body, and you think he's sexy ... (Photo Illustration / FOXSports.com)
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10-29-2009, 05:31 AM	#2
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $-152225	I agree on an awful lot with Egolock here... Deion trying to channel Jerry Maguire, Vicks reality show (flat guaranteed to sink him), Favre... Nice read, Egolock.
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