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Ok, which one of you guys......
Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods
The Associated Press LEWISTON, N.Y. — Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday. Troopers said he was caked in mud. After questioning him, troopers found a 23-year-old man from Hamilton covered in mud and passed out in a ditch nearby. Police said both men were highly intoxicated. Troopers say the men had attended the St. John de LaSalle Carnival on Saturday and afterward decided to make it a "Woodstock event" by dancing naked in the woods. Both men were taken to a local hospital where they were treated and released. Neither man was charged. |
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I'm with the banned.
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I'll suggest this at church this weekend and report the results.
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Must have been a Catholic church.
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twas me
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I think the males were of legal age, though.
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2 Canadians 1 Festival?
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"Think BOOM!"
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I'm not Canadian, so I've got an alibi.
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Was it mud mud or butt mud?
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mud keeps the dog-pecker gnats from swarming.
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this guy? I've always wanted to try this
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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drunk, naked with another guy, mud-covered, and lost in the woods is no way to go through life.
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Brokeback Mountain 2...
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Reading between the lines, it looks like these guys had the misfortune of encountering one of those badass Canadian Rastafarian Predator dude guys. They made it out alive, so smart thinking on their part.
Predators cannot see you with their crazy red vision when you make like a mudman. FAX |
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