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Old 06-16-2010, 03:12 PM   Topic Starter
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You're not going to believe THIS...only in Ohio
Police: Drunk Mom Poops Her Pants During Traffic Stop

ELYRIA, Ohio -- It was a sobering moment for an Elyria mother when police arrested her on a DUI charge last Friday afternoon.

Officers said 46-year-old Wendy Phillips was driving drunk with her 4-year-old daughter in the backseat.

Elyria police stopped Phillips about a block away from the police station Friday, June 4.

She pulled out in front of a cruiser and drove off the side of the road, almost hitting a stop sign police said.

Officers said she threw out a bottle as officers approached her vehicle. Police said it was a vodka bottle. Oddly enough, the bottle broke in the Courthouse driveway.

Officers said Phillips was unable to stand safely on her own when pulled over.

Apparently, being pulled over literally scared the crap out of Phillips.

"I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn," she told officers.

Phillips was charged with DUI, child endangering and reasonable control.

Phillips has a previous drunk driving charge as well.


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Old 06-16-2010, 03:14 PM   #2
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:14 PM   #3
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:19 PM   #4
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i'm just saying that 46 years old, drunk, driving w/a kid, and a pants load of shit is not very flattering. and to top it off, she's a f@cking litterbug!
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:20 PM   #5
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i'm just saying that 46 years old, drunk, driving w/a kid, and a pants load of shit is not very flattering. and to top it off, she's a f@cking litterbug!
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:21 PM   #6
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I know that bitch is a mess.
cops probably punched her in the mouth.
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:19 PM   #7
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Did you intend for that to be sung to the tune of 'Four Dead in Ohio?' Cuz that's exactly what I did.
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