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INSURGENT!!!!! MY GRANDMA JOINED AL-QAEDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't spoken to my Grandma since last night. I can only assume that in the interim she joined al-Qaeda or some other terrorist organization. Please send any prayers or good thoughts as I deal with this awful situation. Thanks.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I bet your grandma just got really into watching Matlock reruns and forgot to answer the phone.
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I believe in Smith
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funny, i was thinking of in the heat of the night
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sorta mod-ish
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She went to a rave with her Shia boyfriend. No need to worry. She'll be back in about 40 hours, or after the extasy wears off.
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In Search of a Life
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Well, Al-Queda sends her thank you cards for gifts and calls her on her birthday.
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O.K. the first thing to do is don't kill urself. Now how do you want her to die? Would you prefer to get a virus elsewhere and wait till an ad on chiefsplanet flips its switch. Or a Mossberg Military 500...
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Bump it
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I'll be right back.
I'm going to start an mom/terrorist/missing/suicide thread. |
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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You can’t really blame her, with the beard she grew she probably fit right in.
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DETERGENT!!!!! MY CLOTHES ARE CLEAN AND SMELL LIKE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!
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THat would have been a good thread to start
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Sheriff's office is on their way.
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whats ur home phone # buddy..?
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