Life ****The Official "Oh Noez, it's the Apocalypse!" Thread. (With Poll!)****

**Gonzo** · 12-13-2012, 07:39 PM

This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?

KurtCobain · 12-13-2012, 07:43 PM

I'm booked at the holiday inn apocalypse night so my first day of the end of the world should be swell.

**Gonzo** · 12-13-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Argo

I'm booked at the holiday inn apocalypse night so my first day of the end of the world should be swell.

Enjoy the rape!

**Bugeater** · 12-13-2012, 07:48 PM

I'm just going to head over to your place.

**Gonzo** · 12-13-2012, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

I'm just going to head over to your place.

Beer and ribs... Bring them.

**Bugeater** · 12-13-2012, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Beer and ribs... Bring them.

What's the weather supposed to be like for the Apocalypse? Is it going to be nice enough to fire up the smoker?

**Gonzo** · 12-13-2012, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

What's the weather supposed to be like for the Apocalypse? Is it going to be nice enough to fire up the smoker?

I figure if its nice enough for you to travel, we can smoke ribs and drink beer.

**Bugeater** · 12-13-2012, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

I figure if its nice enough for you to travel, we can smoke ribs and drink beer.

Apparently they're calling for the possibility of fire raining from the sky so I'll have to get there early. I hope you have a covered patio.

seclark · 12-13-2012, 07:50 PM

i'm thinkin i'm gonna pick up a 12-pack tomorrow.
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Hammock Parties · 12-13-2012, 07:52 PM

If the Mayans were right all that shit won't help you.

**Gonzo** · 12-13-2012, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

If the Mayans were right all that shit won't help you.

Sheeeit. What problem can't be solved with a ****ing 12 gauge and some Sterno?

Otter · 12-13-2012, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Sheeeit. What problem can't be solved with a ****ing 12 gauge and some Sterno?

Apparently not many...

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There are many instances of people drinking Sterno to become intoxicated. Bluesman Tommy Johnson admitted to the practice in his song Canned Heat Blues recorded in 1928.[3] The practice is said to have become popularized during the Great Depression in hobo camps, or "jungles", when the Sterno would be squeezed through cheesecloth or a sock and the resulting liquid mixed with fruit juice to make "Jungle Juice" or "Squeeze".[4] The 1956 American documentary On the Bowery includes footage of three homeless men straining Sterno cooking fuel to make "squeeze" and then drinking the alcohol. [5] In an article for the Journal of the American Medical Association in 1961, Capt. James H. Shinaberger, MC writes about a study of three people who had suffered methanol poisoning as a result of drinking Sterno. One of the patients, "had been drinking Sterno for about a week and had been in the city prison for 48 hours when severe abdominal pain and vomiting occurred".[6] In December 1963, a rash of 31 deaths in Philadelphia's homeless population were traced to a local store that knowingly sold Sterno to people for them to consume and get drunk.[7]

**BigRedChief** · 12-13-2012, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?

I will just take a little gas concoction that I have and put you down and take your shit.

**TribalElder** · 12-13-2012, 07:57 PM

I'm hittin the midland for twisted xmas like **** the world lets party.

demonhero · 12-13-2012, 08:01 PM

12 weapons in my arsenal, and I plan on going all Vietnamese up in here. Eating dogs, cats, snakes, and anything and everything that crawls.

View Poll Results: You Ready for This Shit?
Yep, Ready to go!	15	30.00%
Nope, can I move in with you, Gonzo? I'll please you daily...	2	4.00%
I'm getting there, just need to stock up on Gummy Worms.	16	32.00%
Gaz said that Mayan thing is bullshit. I hope he's right!	17	34.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

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