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Diagnose Me
Dull pain in my right testicle and groin area and in my lower abdomen.
First felt it about 2 hours ago and its pretty shitty. Is this what a hernia feels like? |
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that's my first thought
Feel around up there and kind of strain and cough. See if you feel anything. Is it worse with straining? Go get that looked and fixed asap. You DON'T want that thing to get strangulated.
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you're gay?
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Sounds like AIDS. Maybe horse AIDS.
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I just shifted in my seat and am realizing the pain is also in my left nut.
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Go rub one out. You might be clogged or something.
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Also, you might be a Chiefs fan.
I anticipate this type of pain after this year's draft.
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Never even knew you had testicles! Figured this would be a sandy vagina thread.
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Inguinal hernia. I've had one before. Repair wasn't fun. Doc did it the old fashioned way, so I have a nice half-moon shaped souvenir just Northwest of my junk.
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It means you're fat and ugly.
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Here's a question sort of related:
Does anyone ever get shooting pains (like ones that almost double you up) in your junk? Almost like the throb after getting kicked in the nuts, very sharp and painful. Then they just go away as quickly as they came?
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Used to then I completed puberty. Good luck.
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quick remedy would be to dip your balls in a glass of champagne
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First I seen Diagnose Me, then I seen Buck. First thing I thought of was the aids.
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Funniest thread of the year so far!
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