Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.

[Rain Man]

Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.


Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.

[MagicHef]

Yes, please.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Yes, please.

Okay, we have our first reincarnation.

Gender Female
Intelligence 20
Appearance 44
Wealth 34
Nation India
Region Rohtas
Population 2,959,918

You will be a lower middle class, average looking woman in central India, who's not particularly bright.

[MagicHef]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, we have our first reincarnation.

Gender Female
Intelligence 20
Appearance 44
Wealth 34
Nation India
Region Rohtas
Population 2,959,918

You will be a lower middle class, average looking woman in central India, who's not particularly bright.

Well. I think I certainly have the worst outlook of the three today.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Well. I think I certainly have the worst outlook of the three today.

The good news is that your below average looks might keep you from getting raped as often as you otherwise might.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, we have our first reincarnation.

Gender Female
Intelligence 20
Appearance 44
Wealth 34
Nation India
Region Rohtas
Population 2,959,918

You will be a lower middle class, average looking woman in central India, who's not particularly bright.

I imagine that this is magichef's commute to work:



and his town looks like this:

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Oh, swami of the great beyond, whatever shall be my fate?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan

Oh, swami of the great beyond, whatever shall be my fate?

You're a big fish in a small pond. Very bright, good looking, make decent money, and male. Plus, I think there are beaches where you'll be born.

Gender Male
Intelligence 93
Appearance 75
Wealth 62
Nation Brazil
Region Litoral de Camocim e Acaraú
Population 316,534

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You're a big fish in a small pond. Very bright, good looking, make decent money, and male. Plus, I think there are beaches where you'll be born.

Gender Male
Intelligence 93
Appearance 75
Wealth 62
Nation Brazil
Region Litoral de Camocim e Acaraú
Population 316,534

Pretty nice beach here for a guy to read philosophy and flirt with women.



On a middle class income, you're not living on the beach, though. You're probably in a neighborhood like this:

https://www.google.com/maps/@-2.9112...8i6656!6m1!1e1

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Pretty nice beach here for a guy to read philosophy and flirt with women.

I feel like Misplaced Chiefs Fan won the damn game in the first round.

It's hard to top 'Good looking genius making solid money in Brazil'. Because let's face it, the girl that changes your tires is probably super-model hot down there. ****ing Brazil....

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I feel like Misplaced Chiefs Fan won the damn game in the first round.

It's hard to top 'Good looking genius making solid money in Brazil'. Because let's face it, the girl that changes your tires is probably super-model hot down there. ****ing Brazil....

Yeah, MCF may have won that round. He's not going to make as much money as amnorix and I bet there are a lot of bugs in that area, but a good looking guy in a beach town in Brazil is not a bad fate. Hopefully he doesn't sunburn easily.

Magichef isn't going to have a great life. I'm guessing his economic status places him above untouchables, but not in a high caste. And as a woman in India, he probably shouldn't ride the bus very much.

[Amnorix]

Sure, but I doubt my next life will be as good as my current one!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

Sure, but I doubt my next life will be as good as my current one!

Our third and final reincarnation of the day is ...

Gender Male
Intelligence 65
Appearance 23
Wealth 71
Nation Canada
Region Alberta
Population 4,196,500

A rather homely male, but reasonably bright and solidly in the upper middle class. Dress warm, but enjoy your hockey and beer.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Our third and final reincarnation of the day is ...

Gender Male
Intelligence 65
Appearance 23
Wealth 71
Nation Canada
Region Alberta
Population 4,196,500

A rather homely male, but reasonably bright and solidly in the upper middle class. Dress warm, but enjoy your hockey and beer.

This would've been a lot easier for you had you just typed "standard Canadian". It would've pretty much filled all the gaps in nicely.

[GloucesterChief]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

This would've been a lot easier for you had you just typed "standard Canadian". It would've pretty much filled all the gaps in nicely.

Alberta = Texas North.